Feb 1
What’s On My Ass?!?!
OK kids this story definitely has some adult material that may be too graphic for your eyes to read! So please stop reading now or else your eyes will bleed!
My favorite time to shag is late afternoon for some reason, I dunno why maybe it’s the sexy afternoon sun or my lunch going through every single “vain” in my body! I seem to have a lot of pent up energy from work during this time of day and I need an outlet to “release” it.
The other day Em and I decided to shag. Well, I have these 2 door sized mirrors which are for my closet next to my bed that I can see myself in. Not to gross anyone out, but I like to look at myself while I’m “performing”. So like clockwork I look over to the mirror and admire my glistening Crest White Striped body in the mirror with the afternoon sun glimmering off my eyes. In order to get a better view of all the “action” I pull my shirt up a bit from off my ass. Yes, I was wearing a shirt. Sometimes the shagging gets so passionate I barely have time to undress..ha ha. I lift up my shirt and I notice in the mirror this white block on my ass. I’m like “What the fuck is on my ass?” I reach back to see what it is and I have absolutely no idea of how this got there but, I had a Domino’s Pizza magnet on my bare ass!
How does this happen to ones self? I’m dumbfounded by it. It’s not like I walk around my house naked pushing my ass against the fridge hoping a magnet will somehow stick to it!?!?! Em & I must’ve laughed for like 5 minutes straight. It actually killed the mood and expectations “shrank”. I’ve never laughed so hard during shagging time.
Do you have any funny sex stories?
gso
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thats awesome dude.. I love the fact that Em actually got a pic… I would have been to busy laughing to even think about it
Julianne: It was definitely one of those most funny experiences I’ve ever had during whoopy time!
I don’t have any funny sex stories. All of my sex stories are very serious.
Who the hell is that blonde bombshell two posts down??
Dan: she’s from comicon..and maybe you havent been having enough sex…
I certainly haven’t, as I have no funny sex stories either.
Although, it’s been a veeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrry long time for me.
Great post by the way.
Boob Lady: you should post an ad on craigslist.com “Single Female Looking for funny sex”
Dude - I laughed out loud. I gave this post 5 stars!!! Haha… Maybe you are one of the heroes on the show Heroes and you have a magnetic ability you’ve just found out about. Think of the possibilities!!
Erica: wouldn’t that be wild if I were a super hereo with magnetic abilities? I’d be amazing!
Too Funny. One of my favorite expressions is “If you cant be good, be funny”. There have been a time or two where we were not good at all. Most recently my wife and I were laughing about something said on Boston Legal. Later we were in bed and going at it. and at the moment of truth (and it took all of my concentration) but I let fly with the punch-line. We laughed and laughed. Made the final throws ever more interesting.
I guess with a magnet stuck to your ass, you have “Buns of STEEL”
Gregg…you are a funny magnet it seems. My buddy the Boob Lady found you…she’s awesome!
g-man: laughing is great just not during sex! haha
dirty: Boob Lady is in L-O-V-E with me…she can’t get enough “Gregg”
You’re right Gregg.. I’m considering a move.
boob lady: you’re going to move to california to be closer to me? awww
I have no sex stories that can top this! What a fantasticly funny story!
I have to comment on my first viewing of your ass… Have you ever heard the phrase “soft as a baby’s bottom”? You have the whitest, smoothest, baby ass I’ve ever seen! (Just an observation; no judgment attached).
I lost my virginity in front of a crowd of five with running, marv albert style, commentary.
That counts right?
HA! (To Travis)
And Gregg: Sure! As long as Em doesn’t mind.
xtina: my ass is pretty weet just say it…
travis: really?!?!? if so that’s pretty fucking funny
boob lady: em digs 3somes
Sweet, tell Em I said hi.
She can also check out my little beaver on my website.
where’s your little beaver?!?!?
It’s an amazing beaver.
dirty: ya it’s pretty spectacular!
Everyone loves my Beaver.
Sadly, it hasn’t been used yet.
make a video of you showing off its talents
LOL
boob lady: whimpy!!
I have no way to make video. What about an old fashioned flip book?
Too much hair on my ass for magnets to stick, you truly are the man of steel.
boob lady: ok ill accept a flip book…
Ed: shave your ass or Nair it then put some magnets on there
I can’t send you the flip book anymore.
Now that I know that your love is stronger than my flipbook influence.
Em’s a lucky lady.
I’ll flip you when she’s out of town or something.
LOL
boob lady: you should share your flipbook with the greggoconnell.com community
Ha, I don’t know if that’s something that the greggoconnell.com community is ready to see. We barely know eachother.
boob lady: we’re very ready….I share my ass you share your boobs…it’s an even trade!
True. I never thought about it that way.
Hmm..
Considering things now…
Umm, I’d just like to point out that I went to your myspace.
Wow.
Your shaving video left me giggling like a school girl so my two cats think I’m more retarded than usual.
Also, Emily is going to have a chick fight on her hands.
boob lady: i’m talented what kind i say?
Nothing. You have to say nothing.
God forbid you were in a fatal accident and during the autopsy, the investigators found the magnet on your ass.
Sounds like a great episode of CSI.
wormbrain: ha ha that would be awfully embarrassing! Thank God I had the magnet surgically removed!