Feb 13
Jury Duty Sucks
The only time I got a Jury Duty letter sent to me is when they thought I still lived at my moms house. I didn’t have to serve because I lived in a new county thus excusing me from Jury Duty. Last Week I received a letter in the mail saying that I was to do Jury Duty on Friday, March 16. I was reading the letter closely and it says and I quote “Jurors scheduled for Friday at the Hall of Justice will be on telephonic (ha ha I didn’t even know that was a word) standby for five days“. Those motherfuckers even had the audacity to bold “five days” on the letter. Motherfuckers are making me call in for 5 days straight to see if they need me to come in! That’s fucked up! First off I don’t even want to serve, second off I have sit on pins and needles waiting for them to tell me to come in or not.
Doesn’t serving Jury Duty seem so 1800’s and it also seems to go against Americans freedom. To me it’s like the draft for the military, no one wants to do it, but if you don’t you might go to jail. No, you hopefully won’t be dying either while attending Jury Duty unless you get hit my car on the way there.
Another thing that sucks about Jury Duty is it’s downtown. Going downtown means you either pay $20 for parking or you take lame ass public transportation. Don’t those mofo’s know that March 16 is 10 days after my birthday?!?!? I’ll probably still be celebrating my 27th birthday for all I know and they have to go and ruin the party by making me serve Jury Duty.
In conclusion. FUCK CIVIC DUTY! The last thing I want to do is sit in a courtroom all day waiting to sit on some jury that I don’t give two crappolas about!
Love,
Gregg
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You need to become a rightful citizen and serve your country like the man you are. Abraham Lincoln would be proud of you, son!!
Erica: everyone must hate this post cause no one has commented ha ha!!
Dude Abe Lincoln was a homosexual..did you know that? well they say he was
Haha - you love being controversial. And you probably have fantasies about Abe.
erica: i have fantasies about his boyfriend
Who’s his boyfriend?
erica: his bf’s passed away….
So you have fantasies about a dead guy? God you are weird.
yes I love necrophelia
ha ha.. now do that in your head like the little Nelson Munse off the Simpsons… only pictue me pointing my finger at you doing it…. ha ha
i got jury duty too in march son! We should roll…
Its not that bad. You get paid for not going to work.
i wanna get on a case.
Julianne: do you guys have jury duty up there?
captain: what day are you scheduled?
Gregg:
Just found your website…not sure how, but MAN YOU GOT IT GOING ON!!!! Great lady, cute puppies, great ass and feet! The pics are fantastic…will be back often to check out the site. Hope to hear from you!
Joe
Joe: you found my site b/c God wanted you to find it. or you were tricked when searching google for something of itnerest and mistakenly found my site…which is it?!?!
March something. You dont have to go on your day. You can go 2 weeks before or 2 weeks after.
I may postpone it… I gotta find my notice.
i dont want to go period!
Yea we do.. my buddy got called in for it last week… he just walked in and said ‘i discrimate against other people all the time’ and they let him go.. it wasn’t true but it got him out of jury duty
Julianne: I’ll just tell them I’m a famous blogger and I’m well known throughout the world!
Gregg…
Not sure how I found it, but glad I did. Enjoy the blog and the pics…keep up the good work!!!! Keep the photos comin’ too!
Joe: you like my butt huh? admit it!
Okay, I admit it…but who wouldn’t????? You WILD MAN, YOU!!!!