Feb 19
Weight Loss Diary Part III

I have never ever ever ever eaten so healthy in my life for such a long time. As you can see in the photo I now weigh 180 lbs! Whoever does those PSA’s on eating healthy and exercising leads to a healthy life and allows you to lose weight wasn’t fucking around! My fighting weight of 170 lbs is within reach and if I just cut out eating lunch and dinner then I’ll be 170 lbs by Thursday!
I figure that I’ll be 170 lbs in about 3 weeks. It’s definitely been getting more difficult to lose weight quickly in just one week. I’ve lost a total of 25 lbs and I feel better than Whitney Houston on cocaine (She says “Crack is whack”)!
Even though the journey has been a smooth ride so far the big test, the last 10 pounds should be my biggest fight yet! Yes, I’m a dieting idol and if there was an American Idol for dieting I’d be on it b/c I get results even if I purge my food 2X a day and not eat at all I still lose the weight! Kids eat right, exercise & listen to your mom because she’s almost always right!
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Crack IS whack.
Erica: done you didnt know what to write haha…queeeer!
You are right because I think these diet update entries are booooooooooring. If you want a good read… go to my blog… Haha… You love me pimping out my website!!!
erica: you’re just jealous that you can’t be a Dieting Idol like me!
Top that sweet cheeks!
great…when u come in italy u’ll be thin like a spaghetto… :-)… i’m too jealous…i wanna lost some lbs…
Lime: just stop eating lunch and dinner
so… have u only breakfast? i never have breakfast…but i’ve just lunch…i’m italian remember…
Your mom may almost always be right except when she tells you to eat your brussell sprouts. GROSSSSS!!!!!!!!
When are you going to cut your nasty ass toenails. That’s way more gross than brussell sprouts.
lime: you gotta eat all 3 meals son!
mike: broccoli is good though!
erica: ha ha when cutting nails isnt so scary
Special K twice a day.
AND Dexatrim and Toilet Paper Tacos are my diet of choice.
boob lady: 10 more pound and i get my photoset from you woohoo!
ha ha toilet paper tacos sounds disgusting?!?!?
They do have a dieting Idol, it’s called “The Biggest Loser” But I am jealous. I try to eat healthy but have no will power. My sweet tooth gets the best of me every time!
Dave: if you have no will power then pretend that if you lose enough weight that you’re gonna get the hot girl in school who wont talk to you b/c you’re a nerd but once you do lose all that weight she is going to want you!
BE SHALLOW!!