Feb 23
Whole Foods Buys Wild Oats?!?!? Nooooooo!!!
Don’t you hate when your favorite store in the whole world is bought by another company and that store is either completely changed or closed. Well boys and girls my favorite healthy grocery store Henry’s aka Wild Oats has been purchased by Whole Foods. Whole Foods is also a healthy grocery store except they charge double the price that Henry’s does for the same stuff. Where the fuck am I going to go to buy my Amy’s Texas BBQ Veggie Burgers or marinated chicken breasts for only $2.99/lb? I’m totally fucked! Yes, I know I could go to Trader Joe’s, but Trader Joe’s doesn’t have the same atmosphere that Henry’s does! Henry’s has that small time grocery store feel with low prices, fresh produce & all kinds of good looking young people! I don’t even think I can afford Whole Foods on a regular basis, I’ll have to go back to the sucky big time grocery stores like Von’s & Ralph’s. What am I going to do?! I should start my own healthy grocery store called “Gregg’s”.
Change sucks almost all the time. For instance, when Bill Clinton finished up his term as President, we got George W. Bush and look where that changed landed us. What about when Coke came out with “New Coke”? They lost a ton of money and went back to the original Coke Classic. I’ll even give you one more instance of when change sucked…How about when I changed the format of my blog? I couldn’t write anything that was funny or witty anymore! All in all change sucks, so everything should just stay the way it is including all of my favorite grocery store chains!
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My friend’s husband is a manager at Wild Oats and now they are worried about him losing his job. Change does suck and healthy food sucks too
Everything changes…sometims changes your favorite healthy grocery store Henry’s aka Wild Oats…sometimes changes a government and a country go crazy…sometimes changes a director of production and your movie will be a masterpiece :-#… but somewhere nothing changes…and pleople dies 4 nothing…
dirtry: new name? ha ha… anyways healthy food is so good and makes you pooh so much less….sweeet!
lime: you getting all political on me?
change is only good when you are unhappy
Yeah…new name…haha. Opps.
I never poop. I never have and I never will so it’s not really an issue for me.
dirtry: you poop alot if you dont shop at Wild Oats!!!
No…I never poop…I have no bodily functions what se ever. How many times do I have to tell you that?
I am a dainty flower…duh.
dirty: you’re a dirty flower! with a poopy bum!
Now Gregg…do you really want to get me started on bums? YOUR BOY BUM PIC…need I say more?
dirty: my bum is so clean its white!
It has also had blinding effects on my eyes…I still have the migraine.
dirty: i think youre getting blind mixed up with horny
Yeah…those 2 things are easily confusable!
i’m not getting on all political on u!
and what’s your political preferences…?(if i can ask 2u)…
dirty: just admit it i turn you on!
lime: you can ask me anything except for my address…my political views are of the liberal kind!
Liberals are pussies.
What’s your address…I need to come over because you turn me on
dirty: look at what conservatives did to our country..they fucked it up!
my address come on baby you know my address you were at my house last night …
I was? I must have been drunk again…fuck.
Actually GW messed up the country…
dirty: you’re always drunk when you’re over…yesterday when i mentioned the girl that i slept with that would have a beer in her hand while we did was really about you
Beer is so good for you! I’m gonna get drunk tonight!
dirty: beer is such unneccary calories and carbs. you’re better off sticking with water its much healthier
Since when were you my diet consultant?
dirty: I’m everyone diet consultant, remember I’m a “Dieting Idol”. I’m the Kelly Clarkson of dieting
Well who’s fault is it that you are in THAT situation now…hmmmm???
I don’t think you started writing boring blogs because of the lay out. Maybe you are just boring. Hahaha… Actually, maybe subconsciously it is inhibiting you from writing funny things because it looks like an accounts payable website. You love transfers and shit!!
Maybe your brain is lacking the food that makes it work at it’s highest level…chicken nuggets made with white meat or dare I say it…pizza?!?!
erica: i dont do accounts payable anymore queercock!
dirty: stop teasing me, first sex now food!??!?
I’m having pizza for dinner tonight…wanna come over?
dirty: you’re such a foodtease! i’d love to come over for dessert too!
ok i’m 2 liberal kind! but here in italy in this moment the political situation is very confused 4 everyone…
erica u’r 2 bad with gregg…he’s so…so…so…so…a good-boy…gregg you’r not a bad-boy?
ah i’m too eat a pizza tonight…but here it’s 18.44 now…what a kind pizza u want? in this way a can prenote also 4 u….:-)
Desert if for the adults in my house…whipped cream and icecream…bring your imagination.
lime: ya italy is in political chaos right now! you have communists trying to overrun the government!
didn’t your president just resign?
I’m a good naughty boy!
Gregg has a new boyfriend.
I don’t think you’d like me Gregg…I don’t have a penis
dirty: i’ll bring my new leaner body & those Better Cheddars you love!
What do you do now beside being gay and eating pizza?
erica: i take naps and eat healthy
I’ll be waiting you naughty little boy, you.
What about exercise?
yeah really your’re very naughty…
yes our president just resign…but noone want again berlusconi (if will be again a berlusconi government i leave this country)…i’m not communist…but belive me they’re the most quiet…4 berlusconi everyone that aren’t with him are:COMMUNIST…
P.s. i’ve sent to you 2mails with splitted .rar contains the song in dolby…
dirty: i walk my doggies
lime: ok il check my yahoo…
can you make me a banner for my website?!?
yeah sure…u want that i make a banner? contact me in private…
Gregg loves privates!!
I carry my doggie!
Erica cracks me up!
No dirty… YOU are a funny bunny. Haha… Gregg showed me pics of your pup. Sooo cute.
Haha…thanks. Stowie is oober cute as well!
Still love to read ya rag on Gregg…priceless fun!
4 Erica: ti facisti liscia…rici sempri a stissa cosa…
try to traslate my sentence…(it’s sicilian dialet)
erica + dirty: why dont you kiss each others asses a little more!
Again… You love white asses and private parts!!!
Lime - something about smooth and what…. I couldn’t find a translator for Sicilian - just Italian.
Gregg have u some ideas 4 your banners…
lime: something creative and sleak looking ….maybe with some of my crazy photos in it…??
ok contact me…on my m@il…i’ve thinked some ideas…and there I can ask everything (dimensions ecc)….