Feb 27
Shagging Story #2
Who doesn’t like a little mood setting music for a night of love making? I love a good chill trance song to get me into the mood. I used to wow the ladies back in the day when I was 21 and a single man with some BT, candles & my gentle touch. I don’t know if those ladies ever recovered from the intensity of my shagging.
Fast forward 6 years and I don’t wow the ladies anymore, just one special lady. I also don’t light any candles unless it smells in the apartment. Last night was a kickback to my good ole days of love making. I turned on the internet radio to a chill channel. Everything was going well, the lights were off, the animals were playing and the chill music was in full effect. I get down on the bed and we are shagging like two homeless people that are hungry for food. Well as the ball starts to get going I notice the song playing is a song I’ve heard before, but it’s like a remix trance dance version. In my head I’m dying laughing and I’m trying to keep my soldier in attention, but before long Emily starts laughing out loud. We both start singing the song outloud and can’t control ourselves anymore. What’s the song that’s a remix dance version well just that super awesome 80’s hit “Physical” by Olivia Newton-John. It seemed like they must’ve said “Let’s get physical, physical, I wanna get physical” like 40 times! It was easily the cheesiest most appropriate cliche song that could’ve come on during shag time. We felt like two seals getting chased by a great white shark in the shallow ocean.
We had to stop at one point because we were both laughing so hard that the laughing was more enjoyable than the shag. This may be the last time I ever put an internet radio station on during shag time because sure it was funny, but it totally killed the mood. Everyone knows how much “greggers” likes the different moods that life feeds us.
Has a song ever interfered in a good way or bad way during shag time for you?
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I remember a few years back when I went 453 days without sex. Not really my choice. I remember the days because my boss thought it would be funny to by me a cookie cake when he heard I hit my slump buster. Anyways, we banged pretty much all nite to Missy Elliot. Have no fucking clue why Missy was on, but that cd played over and over. Get your Freak on definetly was a tune to remember. She was really good too.
It sure sounds like you 2 are distracted easily while getting it on…maybe you both have ADD?
mike: who was really good missy elliot or your sex partner?!
dirty: or maybe when a good song comes on the radio during shag time we get into the music
Or maybe you are a closet case homo-sexual?
dirty: i’m as much a closet homosexual as you are a natural blonde
How would you know?
You aren’t my OBGYN.
dirty: i know b/c you’ve told a brotha before!
holla back!
But maybe I am a liar?
Seeing is believing…DUH.
dirty: then make us believers of the blonde myth with the only way how! A Photo!!!
Gregg does have ADD or ADHD. I’m positive that I can diagnose it. He has to leave a place if it gives him a “bad feeling” I’m not too sure about Emily though…
what chill radio channel whee you listening too when olivia came on… olivia isn’t chill…next time try a jazz channel, less chance of you getting distracted… and i know this cause the same thing happened to me,… me and the hubby where shagging and the next thing i know i’m singing ’strong enough’ by cher… it was on the radio, kinda killed the mood for the hubby
erica: if i have ADD you have QB
julianne: where the hell have you been?!?!? I missed you! I was listening to the “chill” channel on Sirius
You love QB’s!!!
I was doing the horizontal mambo once when “The Bad Touch” by Bloodhound Gang came on. Instant laughter.
For those of you not familiar with the song..
“You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel”
wormbrain: haha very nice! laughing is not good during sex in my humble opinion
What about almost being thrown up on? Yeah she paused and waitied, chocked a little while on top and yes me still inside her. I banned her to the bathroom and she eventually kept it down and i finsihed rather quickly
mike: now i know why you waited 453 days to have sex b/c it’s been so traumatizing for you!
I’ve been around…
mike: i’m surpised that either of you where able to finish… you musta been really horney
I don’t know if horny was the issue. I think I just wanted to finish for it to be over and not go to bed with BB.
cram !!! stop posting as mike honcho!
punky: ya cram stop it!
Gregg:
Here’s one for ya! Goin’ at it like two dogs…right before the “big moment”. I slip out…what song was on? Peaches and Herb, “Reunited”,,,and it feels so good!
Happy belated, man!
Joe: ha ha that’s classic! thx for the bday wishes!