Mar 8

Birthday Voicemails: Julianne Dirty Boobs

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I must have at least 5 internet friends and guess how many birthday voicemails I received? 5? No! 4? No! 2? No! I received 3 birthday voicemails and they were all from girls! Where’s my male on male action love? Lime? Mike Honcho? Bob Jones? Travis? It was a Vagaterian voicemail convention with no sausage allowed!

I did get 3 voicemails from Julianne B, Dirty & Boob Lady. The best of the 3 was definitely from Julianne. She sang and made me feel like I had something to live for. That turning 27 wasn’t a death sentence, but more of life sentence!

Dirty’s voice for me doesn’t really match the way she looks and I’m wondering if it was really even her?!??! The voicemail makes her sound like that lady Fran Dresher or however you spell it from that TV show The Nanny. Dirty I love you no matter how you sound!

Boob Lady had the sexiest voice, it cross between Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Young, but mature and kinda phone sexy hot! She should seriously think about doing steamy hot phone conversations for the greggoconnell.com phone network!

Click below to listen to the birthdays voicemails

Thanks for Everyone that called. I was also hoping for some birthday voicemail love from Punky, Q of D, RSM, Xtina, WormBrain, Dave Tuetken & maybe even someone famous. If you want to leave me a belated birthday voicemail, the # is (619) 377-0593.

Good Day,
gso

47 Comments so far

  1. dirty March 8th, 2007 6:29 am

    You suck.

  2. gregg o'connell March 8th, 2007 6:45 am

    dirty: the truth hurts when you have a cold…:P

  3. dirty March 8th, 2007 7:12 am

    I won’t be mean.

  4. gregg o'connell March 8th, 2007 7:18 am

    dirty: thank you sweetie! :)
    i wasn’t being mean either…

  5. dirty March 8th, 2007 7:21 am

    You are so dense.

  6. Xtina March 8th, 2007 8:25 am

    Wow, I’m honored to be included in your list of Internet friends. I would leave you a belated birthday voicemail, but I’m getting over bronchitis and sound a little like Fran Drescher myself. How about a St. Patrick’s Day message in a couple weeks?

  7. gregg o'connell March 8th, 2007 8:37 am

    Xtina: see it’s the imperfections of voices that make voicemails more splendid and worthwhile. Bronchitis is totally cool sounding for voices!

  8. Dave Evanns March 8th, 2007 9:23 am

    Dude, you think Ashton is sexy?

    Not trashing Boob lady’s voice, just a weird description to follow “she had the sexiest voice”

    Some funny shit though. Dirty doesn’t sound like I would think either.

  9. gregg o'connell March 8th, 2007 9:30 am

    dave: Ashton is a good looking guy, you don’t think so?

    Ya Dirty you definitely surprised all of us….you little shocker you!

  10. Erica March 8th, 2007 9:44 am

    Dude - I think you might get some hate mail from Dirty… I know I would be calling you gay even more often if you said I sounded like the Nanny…

  11. punky March 8th, 2007 9:57 am

    crap…i did forget to sing to you..i will get on that!!

  12. dirty March 8th, 2007 10:07 am

    I totally don’t sound like that. We’ll talk sometime…you’ll see.

    It’s your pre-message voice Gregg…it made me talk like I was talking to a gay guy.

  13. gregg o'connell March 8th, 2007 10:24 am

    erica: dirty was pissed at me and i quote “you suck” in an email this morning

    punky: thx :)
    i’ll be sure to post it!

    dirty: your new name ” The Nanny” please post comments as “The Nanny”

  14. Lime March 8th, 2007 10:39 am

    I CAN’T CALL U….sorry….or 2€/min….it’s too 4 everyone exctept 4 Bill…

  15. gregg o'connell March 8th, 2007 10:49 am

    Lime: save your Euros!

  16. julianne_b March 8th, 2007 12:09 pm

    Dude.. i’m so loud, and i sound like my sister… and I Don’t think that dirty sounds like Fran Dresher.. I sound more like Fran then she does.

  17. julianne_b March 8th, 2007 12:10 pm

    just realized what the title of this blog was.. thats awesome… My best Friend C hurt her ass even more laughing.

  18. gregg o'connell March 8th, 2007 12:25 pm

    Julianne: why do you have to stick up for Dirty.?!?!?

    Dirty must be pissed b/c she didnt keep commenting at all today :(

  19. julianne_b March 8th, 2007 1:24 pm

    i’m not really sticking up for her… I’m just stating a fact… i sound more like fran then she does.. and she maybe she was busy thats why she couldn’t comment… who knows

  20. Erica March 8th, 2007 2:23 pm

    I think you might have lost your #1 fan and internet mom. When will you learn that girls are more sensitive than you??

  21. the dirty nanny March 8th, 2007 5:36 pm

    I’m busy packing because my life is glamorous and I am going to the indoor water park for the weekend because I am high profile like that so HA!

  22. The Boob Lady March 8th, 2007 5:47 pm

    I fucking sound like fucking Ashton Kutcher?

    We are so broken up right now.

  23. Kyle March 8th, 2007 5:54 pm

    don’t let Punky lie to you, make her sing you happy birthday. If she doesn’t I’ll tear her down with vicious rhetoric.

    Or just annoy her until she does it.

    oh and happy birthday.

  24. gregg o'connell March 9th, 2007 5:53 am

    erica: girls are wee bit too sensitive if you ask me!

    dirty nanny: indoor water park?!?!?!?? what?!?!?

    boob lady: thats a compliment sweetie! ashton is an A-lister! you’re an A-lister here at greggoconnell.com.

    kyle: i need punky to sing me happy birthday she actually hasa pretty good singing voice! thx for the wishes

  25. kyle March 9th, 2007 7:19 am

    I know she does, I spend every monday singing karaoke with her. She just clams up when there are lots of people there.

  26. gregg o'connell March 9th, 2007 7:23 am

    kyle: what she needs is a shot of confidence mixed with some vodka!

  27. kyle March 9th, 2007 8:59 am

    That does seem to work. As long as she doesn’t spill it all over herself.

  28. punky March 9th, 2007 10:07 am

    KYLE…STOP STEALING MY INTERNET FRIENDS!

    I will sing…I’m not scared

  29. kyle March 9th, 2007 10:21 am

    maybe if you didn’t steal my real friends, I wouldn’t steal your interweb friends.

    DEAL WITH IT!

    you are so in a fight.

  30. punky March 9th, 2007 10:23 am

    No one is ever going to believe that…we all know I’m the popular one.

  31. kyle March 9th, 2007 10:29 am

    Your so VAIN, it makes me crazy. I can’t believe I date you. Get over yourself.

  32. gregg o'connell March 9th, 2007 10:31 am

    Kyle + Punky: You know I did lose some weight, but I didn’t lose that much that their isn’t enough of me for both of you…

  33. kyle March 9th, 2007 10:34 am

    Thanks greg, that seems fair, at least one of the three of us is a rational individual.

  34. punky March 9th, 2007 10:39 am

    Your just jealous because you are not a C-List Bloglebrity like Gregg and I!!

  35. kyle March 9th, 2007 10:44 am

    Why do you have to take it to that level. I told you that in confidence. You promised not to make fun of me for wanting to be a blogebrity.

    weep.
    weep.

  36. punky March 9th, 2007 10:48 am

    All is fair in love and the mighty blogsphere.

  37. gregg o'connell March 9th, 2007 10:54 am

    kyle: if you need me to help you become a C-list Blogebrity, I can do it for the low price of a $50 Apple Gift Card! I know the secrets of the blog game!

  38. kyle March 9th, 2007 10:56 am

    I just wanted to do it on my own. I figured I would learn everything I know from you. Couldn’t I just be your apprentice?

  39. gregg o'connell March 9th, 2007 11:09 am

    kyle: as long as you promote the greggoconnell.com brand

  40. Xtina March 9th, 2007 12:23 pm

    I’m definitely not leaving you a voicemail now after all this! I love your blog, but I have enough suffering in my life and don’t want to be compared to Fran Drescher or Ashton Kutcher!

  41. gregg o'connell March 9th, 2007 12:24 pm

    Xtina: how about i compare you to fruits and vegetables…

  42. The Boob Lady March 9th, 2007 8:34 pm

    Ok Gregg. I’m back together with you now.

  43. gregg o'connell March 9th, 2007 9:43 pm

    boob lady: i hate when you put me through those emotional roller coasters

  44. The Boob Lady March 10th, 2007 6:47 pm

    I’m sorry Gregg. I just wanted to test your love.
    I’m glad we’re back together.

    Make up sex?

  45. gregg o'connell March 11th, 2007 7:43 am

    boob lady: make up sex sounds great….its been hours since i last got some :P

  46. The Boob Lady March 11th, 2007 9:34 am

    Damn you. It’s been years.

    So many years.

    Who even does that? Not having sex for over three years is some form of corporal punishment isnt’ it?

  47. gregg o'connell March 11th, 2007 6:22 pm

    boob lady: maybe you havent met the right person?

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