Mar 22
Question & Answer
Is there something you’ve been dying to ask me, but you didn’t know my email address so you couldn’t? Now is your time to be like that sweet ass Barbara Walters and ask me the question on everyones mind…Are you really the same person in real life as the way you write? Ask me anything except for my address, social security #, bank # or credit card #.
Post a comment asking a question and I will respond to it in this same post!
1. Joe aka Bill Kutters asks: What is someone going to do with your bank account #? You have no money… Thanks for the first question of the day William. Well I do have money and I just don’t share it with you because you stopped putting out like you used to. Why pay money for something if it doesn’t pay any dividends. It’s all arbitrary anywho!
The following 4 questions were submitted by Dirty
2. How many cavities do you have? I’m not sure since I haven’t been to the dentist in years!
3. Favorite movie? My favorite movie is Goonies, b/c it gives me a good feeling. I love mountain climbing and mountain biking down large hills and Goonies gives me the same feeling. Borat is a terrific flick as well!
4. Favorite song? This changes daily but right now my favorite song would probably be “Dashboard” by Modest Mouse but that will probably change tomorrow when I download some other song…
5. What really goes on in area 51? Hmm I don’t know nor do I really care but probably a lot of Alien experiments. Sorry my answer wasn’t very funny 
you miss me must really like that Tom Hanks movie
6. California breaks off as an island & you can never return to the mainland: list 5 things you take as the big wave knocks over your shack-I mean apt. (other than pets, girl & electronics-keep in mind there is no electricity on the island!) Is there even anything more to life than pets, girls & electronics? I’d bring a bag of clothes and shoes, a couple bottles for water, a razor to shave my face and package, my bed so I wouldn’t have to sleep on Palm tree leaves & a hammer so I could build stuff like a log cabin.
Lime has a foot fetish obviously!
7. what’s your favorite shoes? I’d have to go with Jack Purcells by Converse. They look good with everything and totally hipster indie rawk! They aren’t very comfortable so for comfort I’d go with New Balance 574!
The Captain seems to be a regular Connie Chong with the hard hitting questions he submitted!
8. Does the crazy/retarded dude from Goonies remind you of anyone here at work??
Hmm Sloth = that dude with no neck! right?
9. Will you come out and have a shirley temple at my bday happy hour this year?
Yes, if Emily allows me too..j/k Em!! Yes, Captain I’d love have a sugary drink with you!
10. Are we going to still exchange X’ gf’s? You can date any of my ex’s I on the other hand am happily involved with a older woman that can order out food like no one ever before!
11. Would you rather hook up with a good looking dude or Rosie O’Donnell? Hmmm I’d have to go with Rosie. She still has all usable woman parts. I just don’t know if I’d be able to set sail with her naked next to me.
12. Would you get drunk and put the video on your website for a large sum of $$? Kind of like your 1st time for the world to see… Yes, it just depends on how much money they offer me. Start the collection now! Get me a nice booty!
Travis is full of blood, organs, water and himself!
13. How much does Travis, from howtokillpeople.com, rule? He rules as much as
george Bush rules in America!
Erica must be either drunk or a work high from answering all those phone calls in a timely manner!
14. What would you do if I became rich and famous and you weren’t? If you became rich and famous I’d kind of expect you to take care of me financially through working for you. I’d also expect you to help put Herbie through Canine College. Plus you could make me a famous blogger done done done!
Dirty with the dirty mind!
15. When are you going to propose to Emily and have baby Greggs? When Emily allows me to have sexual relations with her and drops the whole religious Jesus thing
Gregg
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What is someone going to do with your bank account #? You have no money…
answered!
- How many cavities do you have?
- Favorite movie?
- Favorite song?
- What really goes on in area 51?
-Why? Just why?
answered! NEXT!!!!
California breaks off as an island & you can never return to the mainland: list 5 things you take as the big wave knocks over your shack-I mean apt. (other than pets, girl & electronics-keep in mind there is no electricity on the island!)
answered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would so kick your ass at survivor & lost.
you miss me: you probably would considering my hands are as soft as a housewife from the 1950’s
what’s your favorite shoes?
Momma always says there’s an awful
lot you could tell about a person by
their shoes. Where they’re going.
Where they’ve been.
Cit. Forrest Gump..1994…Paramount
check mate - ANSWERED!
Mo’s Questions:
1) Does the crazy/retarded dude from Goonies remind you of anyone here at work??
2) Will you come out and have a shirley temple at my bday happy hour this year?
3) Are we going to still exchange X’ gf’s?
4) Would you rather hook up with a good looking dude or Rosie O’Donnel?
5) Would you get drunk and put the video on your website for a large sum of $$? Kind of like your 1st time for the world to see…
Captain you’ve been ANSWERED!
How much does Travis, from howtokillpeople.com, rule?
Really - you would drink for money? You are such a fucking sell out… haha…
What would you do if I became rich and famous and you weren’t?
I think that hurt my feelings
Erica + Travis: You’ve been answered!
Travis: GW rules big time in the southern states and the extreme right wing christians! is that so bad?
When are you going to propose to Emily and have baby Greggs?
dirty your questions have been cleaned up!
HAHA! I love Dirty’s last question.
I love your answer too.
I love you.
boob lady: you just wanna use my body be real
i have no questions… i know all that i want to know about you.. actually i know more then i want to know about you.
julianne: thank for coming leave your clothes at the door
awesome.
Goonies? Modest Mouse? REALLY? I know all I need to know about you, regardless of what you try to have me believe.
Gregg: You’re right.
I love Goonies too! I love how Sloth’s ears wiggle (independently of each other).