Travis from HowToKillPeople.com recently stopped by greggoconnell.com headquarters for another edition of Bloggerview. Travis as you may or may not know hails from Sacramento and is an avid fishermen, hunter, bottled water drinker, comic book artist, fan of NIN, playboy, sex addict, his dad blogs, pro wrestling fan & loves a quiet night alone locked up in his room with nothing but a laptop and a couple of socks! OK, so only so only some of those are true, but you’ll need to find out by listening to our interview!

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Like any great sailor that has their own ship and crew, Erica came aboard my vessel and was put to work by my hard hitting questions. She answered them with ease and grace as only a winner of the infamous Blogger Idol could do. We found out a lot about Miss Erica AP and it feels good knowing such a winner. Learn how to become an instant winner like Erica! She not only gives us her tricks an secrets but she also tells us her BIGGEST fear! Hear the voice behind those silly written words!

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The man behind the name of Mike Honcho aka Marc aka Cram recently took time out of his busy schedule to do a shoot interview with the man they call Gregg O’Connell. Mike divulges a lot of his inner thoughts on gays, Punky, Dirty, boobs, strippers, chicken breast, me, the WORST thing he ever did to someone & so much more!

Be naughty and listen!

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FYI: THIS WEEKEND THE INTERVIEW FROM BLOGGER IDOL WINNER ERICA AP!

I did the unthinkable at one time (only college kids were allowed to signup) and have recently joined the Facebook social networking site! Are you on it? If so here’s my profile and you should add me!

You know how MySpace seems to go down every 30 mins and be super slow? Well Facebook is superfast and has some cool features that MySpace doesn’t have like when you add a friend you can put in details of how you know them. Here are some of the details people that added me as friends put.

“You met randomly in 2005: In line at best buy the night before x-box 360 was released right?? Awesome!” (ha ha I’m such a nerd…don’t tell anyone b/c everyone just thinks I’m gay!)

“You worked at Autoparts International.” (Noooo I didn’t work with autoparts I just worked in Accounts Payable with the old ladies)

“You met randomly: on the internet. we haven’t actually real life met. but i own his old band’s tshirt.” (Imagine that me meeting someone on the internet and not in real life! That doesn’t seem right…”Virtual Friends”)

Be cool and join Facebook!

Have you ever called into work because you were sick or just didn’t feel like going and on your newly gained day off you realize that you don’t ever want to work again. You just want to stay home & leave the bullshit of work behind, but still have money to go shopping, go out to eat & buy gas all without ever working again. Well yesterday I called into work sick and I again realized that either my music career needs to take off so that one of my umpteen songs I’ve written will become a hit single. Or my Blogger Idol idea will kick me back a few million in advertisements. That way Herbie, Yoshi, Emily & I can all travel in a RV and discover America. Flying is scary and driving an RV across America sounds like a dream vacation for this Naughty Northern Boy! Not working 8 hours a day and being able to do whatever I damn well please would put a smile across my face that would be so big that the little kids in China would be able see it!

Unscheduled days off from work are nice, but in a weird way they are also kind of stressful. They are stressful because you realize how sucky your life is because you work so fucking much and you have many more decades left to work. It’d be nice if I could just win the lottery or suck some rich guys cock for $3.4 million. Either one would be fine as long as I get to retire at 27 years old. Is that the whole point of life to go to school for 18 years, work for 60 years and then die 5 years after you’re done working? Fucking A God this is some bullshit! You need to fix that so I can go to school for 18 years, work for 5 years and die in 60 years! Who’s willing to sign this petition and I’ll personally hand it to God so that he’ll change the way we live our lives?

Anyway I’ll get back to work, but if you know somebody that’s looking to hire a blogger for a cool million dollars let’em know that the man with a tongue like a kitty cat is looking for a job!

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Most people when picking a premium channel pack on cable or satellite choose HBO and that’s because of HBO’s awesome TV shows like The Sorpranos and Entourage. It’s now time to give Showtime some love though! They have this show called Dexter that is really weird, kinda funny, alotta blood & thrilling. It’s about this guy that works in the Homicide division of the Miami PD. He also lives another life where he hunts down serial killers. So he is a serial killer that kills serial killers. Dexter which is the name of the show and the name of the main character is a very complicated character. Dexter has had these feelings of needing to kill people since he was a little boy, but his foster father helped him use his need for killing for “good”. His dad told him to go after people that deserved to die.

The funny part of the show is that Dexter has really no emotions but he “plays” along with people so that he fits in. For instance when someone is crying instead of giving them a big ole hug and telling them everything will be ok, Dexter will just lightly tap them on the back or just stand there. This one time he and his girlfriend (he hates sex b/c of the emotional attachment woman give to it) were watching a movie and she was crying uncontrollably well he wanted to comfort her but he didn’t know what to do so he got on his knees, lifted up her skirt and proceeded to try and perform oral sex on her. She was totally shocked by this and in a sweet voice was like “Dexter no no right now isn’t a good time.”

If you’re trying to find a new show to watch Dexter is the show for you. It’s fucking amazing! I watched 9 episodes on demand this past weekend! Do it! You’ll be glad you did! Like any great general I found this show to be on the same level of quality as Full House.

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The Queen of Dysfunction recently took her crown off for a few minutes and did an audio interview with me. She is best known for her work as an animal activist, mortician & sex slave. You may know her as the funny one lined sexed up woman from Northern California. After todays audio interview I know her better than I could have ever dreamed of. Q of D is an interesting woman with stories of dead friends, caskets, natural burials, Cisco Systems (weird huh?), getting fired & we both enjoy complimenting me.

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This age old war of words, cat fight, America vs Germany, Hagler vs Leonard, Ali vs Frazier began a couple weeks back when Dirty who was playing the role of Randy from American Idol for Blogger Idol reviewed Punky’s blog. I don’t know if it was Dirty’s hartrid of up and coming fashion or Punky’s dislike of all things Ohio, kids and young moms, but shit hit the fan and it hasn’t been pretty since. Dirty first started off just hating on Punky’s blog and calling it boring and unfashionable. Punky scornfully said “my blog wasn’t made for mom’s with kids with no fashion sense”. Dirty 1up’d Punky and began calling Punky every dirty (no pun intended) name in the book!

It’s pretty heated right now with the insults flying left and right in the comments section of almost every post since Blogger Idol. Dirty calls Punky an “old smoking 65 year old donkey” and Punky calls Dirty “LATE FOR DINNER”. Hmmm maybe this is a one sided fight. Punky is sweet and gentle like toilet paper and Dirty is tough and brut like Brawny paper towels!

As of press time Punky nor Dirty were available for a comment. They’ve both been emailed for comments so stay tuned for later developments in this war!

I guess I need to pull out the “Big Gun”

Gregg

Punky

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I recently sat down with Will aka WAT who is the runner up in the first season of Blogger Idol. WAT revealed a lot about himself from his dream job (you might be surprised), to which bloggers he’d like to sleep with (Paul & Dave may be pleasantly surprised), to what he’d like God to say when he arrives at heaven’s pearly gates and everything in between!

He’s actually a pretty good interview and lets the world into his sick mind!
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After all the blood, sweat, tears, judging, commenting, vomiting & voting we finally have a winner for Blogger Idol. The bloggers have spoken with their words of revolutions and witty banter. The fans have spoken with the click of their mice by voting.

The winner of Blogger Idol is
Erica AP

Interviews with WAT & Erica AP will be up tomorrow!

Thank you to everyone that was a contestant, judge, voter, commenter and televangelist for Blogger Idol. It was more of a success than I actually thought it would be. It was a lot of fun to produce and I definitely would like to do Blogger Idol: Season 2 in due time.

Congratulations to Erica AP and I hope your new found fame brings you great success in America!

QUOTES FROM FAMOUS PEOPLE FOR ERICA AP

Queens of Dysfunction “Now that Erica has won Blogger Idol I think it’s time the world knows that she isn’t like the rest of us. She’s smarter. Stronger. Funnier.”

Dirty “Erica…I’d like to personally take time out of my busy day to congratulate you. Don’t let the fame get to you and don’t forget that the toilet paper should always fall from the top of the roll as opposed to under…unless you worship Satan or something like that.”

Mike Honcho “She has a great rack and if she ever comes back out here to MASS again, I would love to take her out to a nice restaurant of her choice, a movie of her choice and then bed her until the morning sun arrives.”

Your Fearless Leader,
Gregg O’Connell

BREAKING NEWS: The Atomic Blog Exit Interview

(Paul Hughson conducted the exit interview outside a
bar earlier this morning. Dave Evanns was nowhere to
be found and is believed to be holed up inside Atomic
Blog Headquarters with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a
loaded .45)

You did something amazing and made it to the Fantastic 4 only to lose to a
gay guy and a weirdo. How do you feel?

I’m fine with it… The Atomic Blog not making the
final two reassures me that the Blogger Idol contest
is a sham. The Blogger Ethics Committee is looking
into it as we speak. I hope you people are proud of
yourselves. And stop calling my #1 Internet Crush and
Pretend Blog Prom Date Erica a weirdo.

You get to put any 3 (bloggers, judges or host) in a microwave for 3 minutes. Who do you pick and why?

Wow, tough question. Erica is hot enough. WAT has a
warning on his side that clearly says “DO NOT
MICROWAVE.” I’m afraid Boob Lady’s great rack would
explode, and Punky’s vintage dress would wilt. So, I
guess I would pick Travis, because I don’t think he
has thought of the microwave as a way to kill people
yet; QofD would appreciate the morbidness of it all;
and Gregg O’Connell, just because.

Paul are you dating Dave and vice versa? When’s the
marriage?

Sorry to disappoint you, Gregg, but Dave and I are
straight. Seriously, don’t you think you have enough
raging homosexuality on your site between WAT and you?

Queen of Dysfunction Exit Interview

You made it to the Fantastic 4 and lost! How do you feel?

Kinda mung-like because I haven’t taken a shower since this contest started. Damn you Gregg! DAMN YOU!!!! Well shit, at least I can belly up to the same bar that Travis has been at since he was eliminated. He and I have a lot of catching up to do.

You get to embalm any 3 (bloggers, judges or host) who do you embalm and why?

Travis first, because he made me promise to make him into a meat puppet to scare children with. Erica second, because her beauty is unmatched and should be preserved for posterity. Mike Honcho third because his unrequited love deserves to be rewarded in the hereafter, and I would stick him in the same box as Erica. (Did you just gag a little? I know I did.)

Your future is uncertain at best with a career as a mortician. Where do you go from here as a blogger?

You’re soooo right Gregg. The death industry is always in danger of disappearing. You never know when people are going to buck thousands of years worth of laws, custom, and taboo concerning the disposal of human remains and start tossing bodies into dumpsters. I mean, why spring for a casket when you can just take grandma out on trash day, right? Fuck sanitation!

That’s why I’m going full-tilt on this blogging thing. I’ll kick it off by stalking RSM and Dooce. Hopefully they’ll teach me enough to keep me in Rice-A-Roni, and go easy on the restraining orders.

THANKS FOR THE INTERVIEWS!

We’ve finally reached that moment that every blogger dreams of and that is making it to the finals of Blogger Idol. As we’ve seen in the past (i.e. American Idol Clay Aiken / Ruben Studdard) just because you come in second place doesn’t mean that you won’t out traffic and out fan the winner. No one likes coming in second place especially the Buffalo Bills but sometimes second is as good as first place (Ben Johnson 1988 Summer Olympics steroid mess).
Hmm do you think that the person that wins Blogger Idol is actually on steroids therefore making their brain an incredibly big muscle that no one else can compete with?!?!?

Lets get to the so called “Meat” of this post and that is “Who got kicked off”. The answer to that is -
The Atomic Blog
Queen of Dysfunction

Two bloggers left and the ULTIMATE prize of being the Blogger Idol looms in the balance. Do your part and vote for the blogger you feel should win this thing. Women please do Democracy a favor and use your 19th Amendment and vote for your favorite blogger! Guys you can vote to

VOTING FOR THE TENACIOUS 2 ENDS ON TUESDAY APRIL 17 @ 5:00 AM PST

THIS IS BLOGGER IDOL!

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Here’s a list of the TENACIOUS 2
1. ELIMINATED Bad Art Global
2. ELIMINATEDLynda’s Great Journey
3. ELIMINATEDThe Atomic Blog
4. ELIMINATEDPunky Style
5. Erica AP
6. ELIMINATEDUneffin Believable
7. ELIMINATED/QUIT Oh For Fun
8. ELIMINATEDThe Ups and Downs of Boobs and Things
9. Wat Central
10. ELIMINATEDThe Incredible Shrinking Ladies
11. ELIMINATED The Diet Pulpit
12. ELIMINATEDWorm Brain
13. ELIMINATEDRock Star Mommy
14. ELIMINATEDHow To Kill People
15. ELIMINATED Dan
16. ELIMINATED PinkBeltRAGE
17. ELIMINATEDQueen of Dysfunction
18. ELIMINATEDAnimal Mind
19. ELIMINATEDSteve Novak
20. ELIMINATEDTammie Jean
21. ELIMINATEDSingle Girl
22. ELIMINATED The Wonderful World of Nothing
23. ELIMINATED Helen’s Blog
24. ELIMINATED Betty’s New Trick
25. ELIMINATED Secret Suburban Misfit

BREAKING NEWS: Boobs and Things Exit Interview

You came so far. What’s going on inside your head?

I feel dirty and ashamed. I really thought that I would make it past the “Sassy Six.” I don’t know how I’m going to go on knowing that I’m no longer a part of Blogger Idol. I wish all the other bloggers good luck in the last legs of the competition. No, you know what? I’m not going to be nice anymore. I’m pissed off. I deserved to win this shit. I damn near put my own mother in the hospital. (We’ll just call that the clicking incident of ‘07.) I’m so ashamed!!!

The world is ending and you want to have sex with one person (blogger, judge or host) and show another person your boobs (blogger, judge or host) which two do you choose and why?

One person? That’s it? Come on now. That’s not fair. It’s a toss up. I can’t choose. Shit. Gregg, because he’s hot and kinda nerdy? (I’ll even let the whole “girlfriend” thing slide…) Paul, because he made me a kick ass banner and he’s the only real man I’ve even known? Dave, because he was my first internet blogger crush? Or was it just a passing fancy? Dirty, because she’s my girl crush and I think we’d get on a mean rip and pass out together spooning? Erica, because she’s the wind beneath my wings? DAMN YOU GREGG O’CONNELL FOR MAKING ME PICK!!!

And shit, I’ll show you all my boobs. I DO have a great rack.

What the does the future hold for you in terms of blogging?

I will keep on keeping on. I promise to deliver the most awesome shit that you ever did see. I was blogging before this whole “Blogger Idol” debacle, I’ll keep blogging after it’s over. Thank you for the opportunity Gregg O’Connell. You, my friend, are the man. (Even if you are kinda gay by the looks of things…)

How To Kill People exit interview

You made it to the Sassy Six and got knocked off. How do you feel emotionally after such a rollercoaster ride?

I feel sticky and messy and confused. I was happy to have made it so far but at this point I’m glad to be out of the competition because constantly voting for myself gave me a pretty heavy case of carpal tunnel syndrome and now I can’t even jerk off. Do you know what it’s like to be in so much pain that you can’t polish your helmet? It’s god damned dream crushing. Hopefully now I can get back to a normal life and avoid the obvious media attention that is going to come from my run - well that, and I can binge drink again without the paparazzi hounding me at 8 in the morning.

You’re on the show LOST and you need to pick two other (bloggers, judges or host) to accompany you through the forest to not only find and gather food but to find out who “The Others” are. Who do you take with you and why?

Well I’ll tell you who I wouldn’t take and that’s Randy. That fat tub of jello would eat anything that he found. I would probably take QofD because she’s smart and her brother is an anthropologist and hopefully some of them smarts rubbed off on her and she could help me track down these others and take all of their legos. plus if I died she’d make sure that my final wishes of being turned into a giant puppet to scare the children would come true. The other one? Erica or Punky…why you ask? Me an two girls wandering through the forrest always ends up in a letter to penthouse forum that starts with: “I swear to god this really.”

If you were gay which guy would you date out of everyone involved on Blogger Idol?

Probably You, Gregg-O. Because then I’d be a shoe in for next years Title.

Blogger Idol MANIA has totally set in! There’s bickering, full on fighting, PPV wrestling match-ups requested, bitterness, copyright infringement, hating, boobs, UNO, sexual offerings, name calling & more. It’s FANTASTIC! OK, so it isn’t the reason I invented Blogger Idol but it sure adds a level of drama that was sorely missing and keeps people coming back. We had some controversial voting at the end of yesterdays vote that resulted in one fan favorite “Punky” being eliminated by result of some “Dirty” workings.

Onto good things! We’re at the final four and we’re going to do the voting a little “longer” this time around. We’re starting the voting for the final four at 5:00 am PST on April 13 and ending it 5:00 am PST April 16. That gives the contestants 3 whole days to beg, borrow and steal votes. Be creative and be a winner!
THIS IS BLOGGER IDOL!

More Atomic Blog propaganda

Oh ya Yoshi (my puppy) is getting his balls cut off today so leave him some well wishes in the comments section!

The next 2 eliminated are:
How To Kill People
The Ups and Downs of Boobs and Things

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Here’s a list of the Fantastic 4!
1. ELIMINATED Bad Art Global
2. ELIMINATEDLynda’s Great Journey
3. The Atomic Blog
4. ELIMINATEDPunky Style
5. Erica AP
6. ELIMINATEDUneffin Believable
7. ELIMINATED/QUIT Oh For Fun
8. ELIMINATEDThe Ups and Downs of Boobs and Things
9. Wat Central
10. ELIMINATEDThe Incredible Shrinking Ladies
11. ELIMINATED The Diet Pulpit
12. ELIMINATEDWorm Brain
13. ELIMINATEDRock Star Mommy
14. ELIMINATEDHow To Kill People
15. ELIMINATED Dan
16. ELIMINATED PinkBeltRAGE
17. Queen of Dysfunction
18. ELIMINATEDAnimal Mind
19. ELIMINATEDSteve Novak
20. ELIMINATEDTammie Jean
21. ELIMINATEDSingle Girl
22. ELIMINATED The Wonderful World of Nothing
23. ELIMINATED Helen’s Blog
24. ELIMINATED Betty’s New Trick
25. ELIMINATED Secret Suburban Misfit

BREAKING NEWS: Animal Mind Exit Interview

Were you as surprised as Simon was that you made it to the final 8?

I was not surprised by my success, given that I make more money as a professional writer than many country lawyers make in their careers. My only surprise was Simon’s surprise.

You’re trapped in a closet and you can only bring in one Blogger Idol contestant with you, who are they and why?

If trapped in a closet, I would, of course, bring Erica AP with me. We would make loud, passionate love.

What are your future plans after being eliminated?

My future plans would include more creative writing, better graphics and fending off all of the stalkers you sent my way.

Punky Style Exit Interview

You were ahead on Blogger Idol for 23 hours and in the last hour you
got out voted. How does this make you feel?

Honestly Gregg I’m a little relieved, My heart just wasn’t in it to
win it. and the press has been really hard on me for the pass week.
The headlines about me having no talent and just being kept on the
show because of my skimpy outfits was painful to hear.

You made it to the final 8 and lost, where do you go from here?

I think I’ll lay low and go back to spending time with my close
friends and family until the publicity dies down. And I got some sweet
Rollerblades last week, so I’ll be doing some blading to clear my
head.

You’re on a desserted island and you can only bring 2 (bloggers,
judges or host) who do you take with you?

Do they have to be bloggers from this competition? If so I would bring
the atomic blog boys…they make me laugh. I’m routing for them to go
all the way!

I really want to thank all my fans(mike honcho and kyle) that helped
me make it this far.
I hope I’m not too much of a disappointment to you.
peace, love and bad outfits
punky

New photos have started trickling in from this right wing religous website..

As I sit here watching “Stranger Than Fiction” and thinking of the past days comments and exit interviews what comes to mind is that all these Bloggers are living life through electronic words while some higher power dictates to them. OK, so that sentence made absolutely no sense or makes no correlation towards the reality that is Blogger Idol, but I was dying to use the movie in a sentence today.

We’re getting closer and closer to the finish line and we’re almost ready to announce a winner and in a way it’s kind of sad. It’s sad because the person that wins Blogger Idol will probably have the same amount of talent that Sanjaya has in American Idol. Who wants to claim Sanjaya blogging talent?

With over 12,000 votes in the elite eight this has been by far the most popular day of voting thus far in Blogger Idol. 6 remain and the grand prize looms in the balance. THIS IS BLOGGER IDOL!

The next 2 eliminated are:
Animal Mind
Punky Style

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Here’s a list of the final 8!
1. ELIMINATED Bad Art Global
2. ELIMINATEDLynda’s Great Journey
3. The Atomic Blog
4. ELIMINATEDPunky Style
5. Erica AP
6. ELIMINATEDUneffin Believable
7. ELIMINATED/QUIT Oh For Fun
8. The Ups and Downs of Boobs and Things
9. Wat Central
10. ELIMINATEDThe Incredible Shrinking Ladies
11. ELIMINATED The Diet Pulpit
12. ELIMINATEDWorm Brain
13. ELIMINATEDRock Star Mommy
14. How To Kill People
15. ELIMINATED Dan
16. ELIMINATED PinkBeltRAGE
17. Queen of Dysfunction
18. ELIMINATEDAnimal Mind
19. ELIMINATEDSteve Novak
20. ELIMINATEDTammie Jean
21. ELIMINATEDSingle Girl
22. ELIMINATED The Wonderful World of Nothing
23. ELIMINATED Helen’s Blog
24. ELIMINATED Betty’s New Trick
25. ELIMINATED Secret Suburban Misfit

BREAKING NEWS: Lynda’s Great Journey

RSM exit interview
First off How do you feel after getting kicked off so late in the competition?
Quite frankly, Gregg-meister - can I call you Gregg-Meister?? - Personally speaking I feel like choking a drifter to death with my bare hands and then shitting on his dead face. I get far more attention than the rest of these Slap-Asses and I find it rather suspicious that I didn’t make it to the finale, let alone the final four. I might just have to initiate a congressional inquiry as to how the voting was skewed. HANGING CHADS MOTHER FUCKER - HANGING CHADS. Personally - Gregg-o-roonie I think this contest was rigged.

We all know you’re totally into yourself but you play it like you’re not. How do you do it so well?
Smoke and mirrors Gregg-meister. Smoke and mirrors.

How are you going to improve as a blogger in case you decide to come back to Blogger Idol: Season 2?
Boobs dude. More boobs.

This contest is getting more serious everyday. Families and Friendships are getting torn apart as the goal of winning Blogger Idol
is well within reach. The thought of going home a loser is scary to some bloggers. When The Atomic Blog was asked if they would go on tour with Blogger Idol if eliminated early they responded with “I have always wanted to be a carnie! I am double jointed, so I am in!”. When fan favorite Queen of Dysfunction was asked how she gets along with some of her female competitors she said “I’ve offered them sexual favors but they just continue to play hard to get”. As you can see the competition is heating up in more ways than one - THIS IS BLOGGER IDOL!

The next two eliminated are:
Lynda’s Great Journey (only lost by 2 votes!!!)
Rock Star Mommy (down with self righteous blogs that don’t think they are yippee!)

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Here’s a list of the final 8!
1. ELIMINATED Bad Art Global
2. ELIMINATEDLynda’s Great Journey
3. The Atomic Blog
4. Punky Style
5. Erica AP
6. ELIMINATEDUneffin Believable
7. ELIMINATED/QUIT Oh For Fun
8. The Ups and Downs of Boobs and Things
9. Wat Central
10. ELIMINATEDThe Incredible Shrinking Ladies
11. ELIMINATED The Diet Pulpit
12. ELIMINATEDWorm Brain
13. ELIMINATEDRock Star Mommy
14. How To Kill People
15. ELIMINATED Dan
16. ELIMINATED PinkBeltRAGE
17. Queen of Dysfunction
18. Animal Mind
19. ELIMINATEDSteve Novak
20. ELIMINATEDTammie Jean
21. ELIMINATEDSingle Girl
22. ELIMINATED The Wonderful World of Nothing
23. ELIMINATED Helen’s Blog
24. ELIMINATED Betty’s New Trick
25. ELIMINATED Secret Suburban Misfit

BIG THANK YOU to Lime Productions for the Blogger Idol banner!

BREAKING NEWS:
Extra! Blogger Idol Gossip

We’ve finally arrived at the top 10 bloggers for Blogger Idol. Our ratings have been through the roof so far. The first day of fan voting had almost 7,000 votes. That’s an amazing feat considering this is only the first season of Blogger Idol. Some of the contestants earlier today were crying for some scandalous stories on some of the other bloggers. Well from what I’ve been hearing from around the rumor mill that none other than Extra! has been working on a story behind the scenes on the remaining bloggers. Stay tuned later today for BREAKING NEWS!

Now lets get to the ooey gooey goodness that is fan voting and also see who the next two bloggers that got kicked off. Remember you can call and leave messages ask questions at 619-377-0593. Don’t be shy little biotches! Fan voting for day 2 starts at 5:00 am PST April 10 and ends April 11 at 5:00 am PST.
THIS IS BLOGGER IDOL!

The two lowest vote getters from the first day of fan voting are:
Dan
The Wonderful World of Nothing

Here’s how the survivors faired out of 6.896 total votes:
# Queen of Dysfunction (28%)
# WAT Central (25%)
# Punky Style (11%)
# The Ups and Downs of Boobs and Things (10%)
# The Atomic Blog (10%)
# How To Kill People (8%)
# Lynda’s Great Journey (3%)
# Erica AP (2%)
# Rock Star Mommy (1%)
# Animal Mind (1%)

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Here’s a list of the final 10!
1. ELIMINATED Bad Art Global
2. Lynda’s Great Journey
3. The Atomic Blog
4. Punky Style
5. Erica AP
6. ELIMINATEDUneffin Believable
7. ELIMINATED/QUIT Oh For Fun
8. The Ups and Downs of Boobs and Things
9. Wat Central
10. ELIMINATEDThe Incredible Shrinking Ladies
11. ELIMINATED The Diet Pulpit
12. ELIMINATEDWorm Brain
13. Rock Star Mommy
14. How To Kill People
15. ELIMINATED Dan
16. ELIMINATED PinkBeltRAGE
17. Queen of Dysfunction
18. Animal Mind
19. ELIMINATEDSteve Novak
20. ELIMINATEDTammie Jean
21. ELIMINATEDSingle Girl
22. ELIMINATED The Wonderful World of Nothing
23. ELIMINATED Helen’s Blog
24. ELIMINATED Betty’s New Trick
25. ELIMINATED Secret Suburban Misfit

UPDATE: Re-vote! I put a different poll up because the other poll wouldn’t allow you to vote more than once.
FYI voting ends tonight at 11:59:59 PM PST.

We’re finally down to the 12 best Blogger Idols and it’s the fans chance this time to vote for their favorite bloggers. You can vote as little or as many times as you’d like. The prize of fame, fortune (we’ll pretend), prestige & recognition could be yours if you win the most important prize in blogging today “Blogger Idol”.

OFFICIAL RULES: We’ll be kicking the two lowest vote getters of the day off each day for 6 business days in a row. If a blogger fails to get any votes for a particular day they will automatically get kicked off of Blogger Idol. The finale voting day will be April 16. On April 17 the winner of Blogger Idol will be announced.

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Here’s a list of the final 12!
1. ELIMINATED Bad Art Global
2. Lynda’s Great Journey
3. The Atomic Blog
4. Punky Style
5. Erica AP
6. ELIMINATEDUneffin Believable
7. ELIMINATED/QUIT Oh For Fun
8. The Ups and Downs of Boobs and Things
9. Wat Central
10. ELIMINATEDThe Incredible Shrinking Ladies
11. ELIMINATED The Diet Pulpit
12. ELIMINATEDWorm Brain
13. Rock Star Mommy
14. How To Kill People
15. Dan
16. ELIMINATED PinkBeltRAGE
17. Queen of Dysfunction
18. Animal Mind
19. ELIMINATEDSteve Novak
20. ELIMINATEDTammie Jean
21. ELIMINATEDSingle Girl
22. The Wonderful World of Nothing
23. ELIMINATED Helen’s Blog
24. ELIMINATED Betty’s New Trick
25. ELIMINATED Secret Suburban Misfit

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After a day of comments of what vaginas taste like and girls boobs the contestants and judges are spent. The final 12 are here and starting next week on April 9 the future of the bloggers will rest in the hands of the fans.
IT’S FRIDAY SO LET’S PARTY LIKE real muthafuckin’ BLOGGERS, THIS IS BLOGGER IDOL!

Randy, let’s stop the nonsense and get straight to your thoughts on the bad of the bad!

Queen of Dysfunction…Seriously…I don’t care that you are in mortuary school. You probably saw Six Feet Under on HBO and though, “Now that will add some spice to my life”…or you are just plain weird. Either way I guess it’s a good thing…I just don’t like your site.

Punky…The ass kissing held this off a bit BUT, I’m just not the vintage type. It’s a hideous way to dress and I will be no part of it. Have fun selling those ugly white shoes.

Tammie Jean…Still boring as hell and I hate that blogger template with a passion.

Worm Brain…I’ve had enough. He’s updated once since mid March and that update effing sucked.

Rock Star Mommy…Someone had to do it.

Paula, is that your new perfume I smell “Pinot Grigio”? Who are you “kinda” not feeling?

I’m too drunk to go into details, but these 5 do not make my final cut. But you all look good and are stars.

1. Uneffin believable
2. Erica AP
3. Wonderful World of Nothing
4. Tammie Jean
5. Worm Brain

Simon, you look terrific in that cotton candy flavored vagina shirt! Who do you think should be eliminated?

First let me say that this week has been a very enjoyable week for me. I have enjoyed working with wonderful Paula and that still “fatass in my mind” Randy. For all the bloggers out there that appealed to my male side with boobs, you did well. On to my vote.
1. Lynda
Done. Your blog doesn’t interest a male turtle on cocaine. Your picture of you with the blue wig is horrendous. Stop trying to be cool at your age. It was Ryan’s fault that I could not view you, and Ryan I thank you for that, but you gotta go. Too many other good blogs out there.
2. Wat Central
You get my vote off due to the fact you led off your page today with a shitty beatles thing. I hate them. they suck. All of them. The beatle’s should be left in the past and all thier records burned. Sorry, but I see one thing and get fixed on it. You get my vote off.
3. Dan
You blog is the same crap from March. Time to stop walking and start running back to your computer to update it. Your page is boring and just doesn’t have the flavor that the Blogger Idol is looking for. Sorry bud but you get the boot.
4. Punkystyle
You put that gay guy critiquing fashion of other people when you know god damn well that was my idea for a tv show name Think Twice. That really sent me in to a frenzy today and I have been practicing Guitar hero II today for a bout 3 hours now and still suck at it. You my friend DO ONT get the boot. I just needed to rant. The real 4 is Animal Mind.
Sorry bud but your site just isn’t my cup of vodka. Some of the things you have on there are really good, but some things scare me. When you posted a picture of your ex topless, it was kind of tasteless. She does have a nice rack and I would like to be friends with it, but you my friend have to go. Sorry.
5. Last but not least I give my final boot to Uneffin Believable.
You page just made me want to kill myself. I don’t want to know that the George Foreman grill can grill thumbs or anything by that matter. I did buy one a few years back and all my food tasted like plastic. Nothing ever tastes good coming off that pile of sh#t. Sorry but your site is worthless and I hate myself for having to check you page everyday.
All the pages left, you did a great job today of making my votes against other people. Erica, well you are just gorgeous and I would marry you if you would allow. Punky, you are adorable and fit nicely in my pocket. QofD, fantastic job on the boobs and great comeback. Dan, Lost does have some fine females and the wet tshirt pics were perfect. Ups and Downs, well I just like to glaze your page over like my computer screen on a dark, cold, and alone night. Good luck to the rest of the group. I will still be entering my votes for the public voting.

The 3 Eliminated Today are:
Tammie Jean
Uneffin Believable
Worm Brain

Remember April 9 is the beginning of fan voting!

Here’s a list of the final 12!
1. ELIMINATED Bad Art Global
2. Lynda’s Great Journey
3. The Atomic Blog
4. Punky Style
5. Erica AP
6. ELIMINATEDUneffin Believable
7. ELIMINATED/QUIT Oh For Fun
8. The Ups and Downs of Boobs and Things
9. Wat Central
10. ELIMINATEDThe Incredible Shrinking Ladies
11. ELIMINATED The Diet Pulpit
12. ELIMINATEDWorm Brain
13. Rock Star Mommy
14. How To Kill People
15. Dan
16. ELIMINATED PinkBeltRAGE
17. Queen of Dysfunction
18. Animal Mind
19. ELIMINATEDSteve Novak
20. ELIMINATEDTammie Jean
21. ELIMINATEDSingle Girl
22. The Wonderful World of Nothing
23. ELIMINATED Helen’s Blog
24. ELIMINATED Betty’s New Trick
25. ELIMINATED Secret Suburban Misfit

Things are getting more hectic everyday as all the bloggers try to get their best material out to the world. As the pressure builds and the competition heats up each blogger tries to find their own personal heaven to escape the hellish pressure that is blogger idol. PUT YOU’RE READING GLASSES ON BECAUSE THIS IS BLOGGER IDOL!

Randy you’ve been showing off some gay tendencies in this competition. Who aren’t you feeling today?

Steve Novak…He hasn’t updated since mid March and let’s be honest…his banner is just plain stupid BUT! his writing is excellent and I wish there was more and I just may spend a day reading his archives AND! he’s somewhat attractive and I’m a sucker for dorks so at least he has that going for him.

Betty’s New Trick…I think Simon said it yesterday and she is lucky she made it this far to say the least. I really think she needs to try out a new “trick” because the whole blog thing isn’t working for her.

Tammie Jean…Long Drive to Nowhere indeed.

Queen of Dysfunction…Seriously go out and get yourself a life…death is so over-rated.

The Incredible Shrinking Ladies…again, I’m not on a diet so I don’t care what you ate. I think it is great what you are doing but unless I too was trying to shrink, I’m not quite sure I could handle reading about your calorie intake.

Paula you’re looking lovely this evening. Thank God for your positive outlook on the contestants blogs who just don’t cut it. Who aren’t you digging this week?

[body language: “wiggling” around]

“Well, I am going to have a bit of an edge tonigh—What? What did you say Simon? You know—that’s why no one else can fit in your sandbox. Just shut up!” [Ryan Seacrest reigns Paula in…]

[Paula sitting between Randy and Simon with a half empty Coke glass]

“I have something to say tonight. First of all, some of you looked really wonderful today, and you need to be proud of that. This is just the beginning for you. But I have to say, at this point the competition is serious. For those of you not posting every day, or having posts that our off-key and out-of-tune, how are we supposed to take you seriously?! This is a very serious [elbow to Simon’s rib] competition. You are all Blogger Idols, but only one person will be THE Blogger Idol. I have to say, I’m really disappointed tonight…

1. Steve Novak—you are hot, and your story about buying condoms turned me on, but I need to see more dedication from you.
2. Betty’s New Trick—Same thing… give us something new! But I do think that Simon could benefit from some of your smoking advice. [look from Simon saying ‘you’re utterly delusional’ which I completely miss]
3. Worm Brain—Hello? Are you there? I just don’t feel your dedication. You’re a good dancer, but I’m not sure blogging is for you.
4. Atomic Blog—I just think you guys would make better hosts of Blogger Idol than competitors. I sense you trying too hard.
5. Incredible Shrinking Ladies—You go girls! You are beautiful, but I’m afraid this is the end of the road for you. But hold on to your dreams!”

You guys need to realize that we are nearing the best of the best [pinch to Simon’s leg]. We need to see some real improvement tomorrow.”

Simon, you’re not many bloggers favorite judge, but you sure do get a reaction. Definitely more of a reaction on blogger idol than you do with the ladies in real life! Who do you hate today?

1.Betty’s New Trick
Her’s a thought, learn a new trick. You have had the same thing up for a couple days now. Kinda lame. Do something with your page and maybe it would get noticed a little more. Sorry but your tricks just aren’t up to par. Next!
2.Lynda’s Great Journey
Mainly I vote you off because I can’t get to your site. Who knows, it may be filled with candy canes and strippers, but i will never know. The link doesn’t work and Ryan I blame you for this. Go get another facelift you Carson Daly wannabe.
3.Uneffin Believable
Gonna stick to my guns on this one. Still nothing that impresses me on this site. The crowd must love you because I surely don’t. When I look at your page, it makes me want to jab ice cold rods through my nose while getting a blowjob from a toothless hooker. Hugh, got any good numbers lately?
4.Punky? No I think The Incredible Shrinking Ladies.
No one cares how much weight your lose or anything else on your site. You could lose all the weight in the world and Brad Pitt would still pick one-legged mexican with Lupus to have sex with. Please find another way to vent and release your thoughts. How about a dog? On second thought , it would probably end up a big fat ass like you and die from heart disease.
5.Dan
I laid off him for a day but just in case you were wondering, most humans have been walking since about the age of 1 1/2. We do it everyday. For those in wheelchairs I do apoligize, but get over it. Your site has nothing to offer the real world except somewhere you can visit to feel better about yourself. Kinda like going to Wal-Mart.
Ryan, my choices have been made for today. As the competition nears a close for us judges, I will say that there a few sites out there worthy of your Blogger Idol. I have a couple favorites and wish them luck. Please also visit www.foodandboobs.blogspot.com for some nice pictures. Nothing to write about, just to look and stare in awe. Now bring me my spritzer you inbred slave !!!

The 3 bloggers eliminated today are:
Steve Novak
Betty’s New Trick
Incredible Shrinking Ladies

Here are the remaining 15 bloggers
1. ELIMINATED Bad Art Global
2. Lynda’s Great Journey
3. The Atomic Blog
4. Punky Style
5. Erica AP
6. Uneffin Believable
7. ELIMINATED/QUIT Oh For Fun
8. The Ups and Downs of Boobs and Things
9. Wat Central
10. ELIMINATEDThe Incredible Shrinking Ladies
11. ELIMINATED The Diet Pulpit
12. Worm Brain
13. Rock Star Mommy
14. How To Kill People
15. Dan
16. ELIMINATED PinkBeltRAGE
17. Queen of Dysfunction
18. Animal Mind
19. ELIMINATEDSteve Novak
20. Tammie Jean
21. ELIMINATEDSingle Girl
22. The Wonderful World of Nothing
23. ELIMINATED Helen’s Blog
24. ELIMINATED Betty’s New Trick
25. ELIMINATED Secret Suburban Misfit

After yesterdays first round of eliminations the drama that ensued felt like it was straight out of an episode of Murder She Wrote. With one contestant quitting the competition long before any real damage happened it left some contestants feeling like they may actually walk away from this with an easy win.

After today 3 more bloggers will be eliminated and only 18 will remain.

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Randy you were short on compliments yesterday and you could even say you seemed a little hesitant to say anything positive lets see what you have to say today!

Punky made a huge comeback with her post about Ohio fashion…that took guts and ass-kissing skills and now, she rules. However, some people need to go…

The Incredible Shrinking Ladies…It’s great that they are shrinking but I just don’t think it is something that I could sit down and read every day unless I was on a diet…Where’s the pizza?

Pink Belt Rage…Again…women with bodily function are just effing gross.

Single Girl…It’s obvious why she is single…snore…

Secrete Suburban Misfit…That’s a site that should be kept a secrete…BORING!

Queen of Dysfunction…She’s kissing the wrong ass.

Paula as always you were a complete graceful lady with elegant words and a slur only a drunk sorority girl could replicate. How were you feeling about the remaining 22?

1. Worm Brain…if you claim to be a Thriller, you have to give us something to judge.
2. Pink Belt Rage…you are beautiful and talented, but you just don’t seem to have the dedication it takes to be the Blogger Idol.
3. How to Kill People… I feel your pain and darkness. You are a talent. You’re just not right for this competition.
4. Wat Central… ¿Me encuentra para un martini, sexy?

I refuse to vote for 5 today! They are ALL just so good!

Simon you were quite harsh with your reviews and even sent one blogger packing long before the end of this competition. Who’s career are you trying to destroy today?

1.Secret Suburban Misfit.
Your site is boring. A lot of the other sites have more pictures or videos that add to the flavor of a good blog page. You write way too much. Maybe you should concentrate on writing a novel insted of a blog. Keep it short and sweet. All in all your site bored the living crap out of me. I will never get the 5 minutes I looked at your page back. Thanks.
2.Betty&