Apr 20
Dirty vs Punky
This age old war of words, cat fight, America vs Germany, Hagler vs Leonard, Ali vs Frazier began a couple weeks back when Dirty who was playing the role of Randy from American Idol for Blogger Idol reviewed Punky’s blog. I don’t know if it was Dirty’s hartrid of up and coming fashion or Punky’s dislike of all things Ohio, kids and young moms, but shit hit the fan and it hasn’t been pretty since. Dirty first started off just hating on Punky’s blog and calling it boring and unfashionable. Punky scornfully said “my blog wasn’t made for mom’s with kids with no fashion sense”. Dirty 1up’d Punky and began calling Punky every dirty (no pun intended) name in the book!
It’s pretty heated right now with the insults flying left and right in the comments section of almost every post since Blogger Idol. Dirty calls Punky an “old smoking 65 year old donkey” and Punky calls Dirty “LATE FOR DINNER”. Hmmm maybe this is a one sided fight. Punky is sweet and gentle like toilet paper and Dirty is tough and brut like Brawny paper towels!
As of press time Punky nor Dirty were available for a comment. They’ve both been emailed for comments so stay tuned for later developments in this war!
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Bottom line is Dirty is a washed up woma with no fashion sense and looks as if she has more miles on her than a beat up El Camino. Punky is a gorgeous girl with a fantastic personality who has more fashion sense in her left eyelid than most of the world.
Gregg : For the umpteenth time, your contest was rigged. Until you come out and admit the truth, you will never get in to the Blogger Hall of Fame, K Pete?
Mike: both women are beautiful. God created us all equal and everyone is beautiful in one way or another.
Mike you’ve even got some beauty in that psycho brain of yours!
I am not a psycho. I just the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts. I see you have been avoiding UNO as of late. I’m really racking up the wins.
Mike: first of all don’t get me worried about you catching up to you in wins in UNO. Second I haven’t played 360 b/c I’ve been playing Paper Mario on Wii
Dear Mike Honcho…
I’ve given birth to 4 children…what’s Punky’s excuse?
And in my opinion she dresses like an old lady on crack.
If you hate me for not agreeing with you and you aren’t even getting a blow job out of it …then that’s your fault…
Dirty: would you like to leave an official comment/response on the post?
mike i appreciate your kind words and loyalty.
Gregg….thanks for all the attention.
Dirty…you didn’t have many friends growing up did you?
You get all upset when your not the center of attention.
In my OPINION…Punky looks like a 65 year old, chain-smoking donkey with no upper lip that dresses like a grandma on crack.
I’m not perfect BUT I’m not passing out fashion advise nor did I put myself in a beauty contest that I simply couldn’t win…Gregg had her beat.
Get OVER it.
Punky…I wasn’t the one searching for attention…it’s not my thing.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEE!
uouh..auch…shsh…weee…ouohuoh…it’s a “DIRTY” fight…
where’s the mud…?
“I wasn’t the one searching for attention”
Right..next your going to tell tell me gregg isn’t searching for attention either.
dirty: why do you feel the need to be so harsh?
punky: i’m only searching for attention b/c my parents were divorced whats you’rs and dirty’s reasons?
my parents were divorced too…maybe thats it?
My parents never got married!
I’m a bastard child!
With a big thick can of shaving cream.
punky: we should start a blog for people who’s parents got divorced and the effects it has on our lives!
WAT: that explains you being gay..thanks!
Lets do it…we can call it oy vey. and i can whine about the pony i never got.
The can of shaving cream explains why I’m gay?
O.k.
punky: the pain we’d be spilling would be unbearable!
WAT: yes shaving cream = gay
Gregg - We all know Punky is cute as hell - so why did you put a bad picture of her up?
Fighting makes me cry…
Oh my god maybe i’m gay too… ahahah.. following gregg’s theory…
erica: emily said the same thing haha
Gregg, if you are that hard up for attention then what you need to do is stage a blogger cage match. You could have Tammy Faye Bakker and Jenny McCarthy stand in for Dirty and Punky so that no actual bloggers have to be hurt in the making of your whore-fest.
Dear Punky…
I don’t like a whole lot of attention…I wasn’t the one who posted this. Talk to Gregg who just may be the biggest attention whore on this planet.
Gregg…
I’m harsh because that is me AND I LOVE ticking that Mike Honcho guy off.
The weather is nice here for the first time in FOREVER so I’m going to get drunk now…
PS…I hope you get your pony someday Punky…every girl needs a pony…
xoxo
dirty
Punky looks high in that picture…
Q of D: i agree an injured blogger is a useless blogger
dirty: you look psycho in that picture like mike honcho
i wish i had a cool name like mike honcho, and punky’s pretty eyes, and lime’s creative talent, and dirty’s gorgeous red hair and beautiful kids, and was a fearless rebel like WAT, and had a rack like boob lady, and perfect glowing skin like erica, and crazy quick wit like QofD…
i’m with erica on this one - please don’t fight!!
Emily and Erica, can we meet up at a central location, say Los Angeles and sing Kumbaya?
I like me some Kumbaya.
Emily = Diggy (online name)
Hey emily what do you wish you had thats mine?!?!?
i wish i had a caring, awesome girlfriend like yours. she’s PERFECT!
emily: are you talking to Q of D b/c i think she’s a lezzie but I’m not sure…
I asked what you liked about me ….
“The weather is nice here for the first time in FOREVER so I’m going to get drunk now…”
Try not to get pregnant again Ms. baby Factory 2007.
Gregg - this is were you are supposed to say what you like about her… Duh…
Emily is the sweetest girl alive I think.
And I love your smile and your cool hair cut.
mike: you should get drunk with dirty and get her pregnant behind the old saw mill
erica: i like herbie’s howl, the way he smells, his brown eyes and his sappy personality
awww… no erica, i’m pretty sure YOU are the sweetest girl alive! okay, enough already. someone please make fun of someone else, QUICK!
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
O Lord, kumbaya….
Dirty : I also don’t care if i get a blowjob out of it. She is my friend. Friends stick up for one another. You don’t have that. All you got is online friends. That’s about as good as coming in second in the Special Olympics. Still makes you a retard.
Gregg : Please find a better pick of Punky. She doesn’t look her best and I think you may to blame for that.
Punks : I will always stick up for you.
Gregg : I don’t think it would be that hard to get her pregnant. I think just the smell of sperm and a kid magically appears in the womb.
Erica : I love you.
Emily : I don’t know how you deal with The Attention Whore of Forever.
Mike: her pic isn’t as bad as this guy
this one is much better
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/50/128243533_f454586689.jpg
Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya….
Erica and Emily, you two are like the most gorgeous girls EVER. I’m not a lezzie, but if I were I would so friend you on myspace and then leave sappy comments on your profiles all the time.
That is a terrible pic. I would burn that pic and every computer it is on. You wanted me to do that for your “Home Alone” shot. I hate that pic. I really do.
QofD - Wait a minute… You already leave me sappy messages. Too bad for you, I don’t think Emily has a myspace. If she did we could have a sweet internet 3 way. Haha…
Erica : I know this isn’t you, is it?
http://www.break.com/index/digital_inbox.html
Erica! I forgot! That’s right, you told me that The Predicates could rock me like a hurricane.
Emily, you really do need to get a myspace page. Because, like, an internet/myspace three way would be something for the books.
Plus! We could sing kumbaya!
Mike - That’s not me… I’m at work so couldn’t really watch it but I’m sure you enjoyed it enough to put a link.
QofD - If we have to sing that song during the 3 way… Then I don’t know… That Kumbaya song kinda creeps me out.
Honestly, and I may be biased, but Punky is so cute she makes me want to puke in my shoes, and Dirty just makes me want to puke in my shoes.
Dirty is like school on sundays. No class!
Not to mention the only thing good to come out of ohio is rock ‘n roll.
OMG, this is absolutely hilarious. I’m so sorry that I came into this late.
Love you girls!!
(And boys..)
please don’t let them read my blog.. they will both hate it and then create a united front to get me to stop blogging… wait come to think about it.. if will stop them from arguing let them read it.. they will fall asleep from bordem
Please keep in mind that Gregg posted this…not me.
Mike Honcho…
You seem like a good friend that sticks up for the people that you call a friend…you stuck up more for Punky than her own boyfriend did so maybe she’s dating the wrong guy but good guys always finish last so get used to it.
Just remember that I may live in Ohio but I don’t live on a farm. I live in a very up-scale suburban village.
I’m also unable to have anymore children so fuck off.
PS…I love pissing you off…it’s too funny.
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This whole thing is obviously coming from my hate for Punky’s blog all the way back from Blogger Idol (a contest that no one won anything for so get over it). My opinion on how Punky dresses and looks are mine just the same as you may think one thing and someone else another…I just voiced it. Sure, it was mean and uncalled for BUT it was how I saw it so I said it…I do that from time to time.
What do I care about fashion? Who the fuck am I trying to impress? I have kids…I’m lucky to have a shirt go without having a booger wiped on it by the end of the day.
Why do I think Punky Punky looks old? Because I know a mom that has 6 kids who is 39 and looks ages younger than Punky…so I based it on that. She looks like she’s been around a few blocks…so sue me for having extremely high standards when it comes to saying that another female is attractive and what do you care? It’s my opinion so if you don’t agree then oh well…get over it and move on. I didn’t post this VS. thing anyway.
I also wasn’t the one that wanted a pole between myself and Gregg to see who is better looking. So you get all bent out of shape when the same thing happened again in a voting pole against Punky…funny stuff.
I’m done.
PS…Emily is too sweet…marry her Gregg…
Dirty: this should been a guest blogger appearance post! hehe
dirty…you take the internet way to seriously!
You’re not pissing anyone off…We could care less what you think or say.
Gregg’s post are all in fun and to generate traffic.
I do feel bad that you have nothing better to do then judge and bicker at people on the internet.
Feels good to be noticed.