Apr 22
Audio Interview: Queen of Dysfunction
The Queen of Dysfunction recently took her crown off for a few minutes and did an audio interview with me. She is best known for her work as an animal activist, mortician & sex slave. You may know her as the funny one lined sexed up woman from Northern California. After todays audio interview I know her better than I could have ever dreamed of. Q of D is an interesting woman with stories of dead friends, caskets, natural burials, Cisco Systems (weird huh?), getting fired & we both enjoy complimenting me.
Ladies and Gents - Listen and learn.
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I listened to the entire interview and I must say that I may be slightly attracted to this woman. Go figure right?
Mike: would it turn you on to know that she would take care of your corpse after you’ve passed away?
Gregg, thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule to fly up to Sacramento for this interview. I hope you weren’t too put off when my kids tried to hump your leg.
Q of D: the leg humping was the dessert of the trip for me..so thank them for me please thanks!
I would realize that I am in good hands. She would be putting the embalming fluid in and I would prob go erect.
Mike, the embalming fluid comes after your butthole is plugged up with cotton and a caulking compound.
…makes cremation look better and better doesn’t it?
Awesome interview, loved hearing the voice of a lady I love to read daily
Isn;t the net amazing, we can share such things across the oceans???
Now I am really grossed out. I dont want anything in my ass, my girl’s ass, or anything that has to do with the asshole. Ewwwww.
mike: ass play feels so sweet you dont know what youre missing
I think I’m truly in love now. Not only is QofD my best internet friend she is my sweet, sweet lover whom I expect to jello wrestle in the future… Is that ok QofD??? Great interview!!
Gregg : You that last comment by you doesn’t help your gay situation. Stay away from the ass my friend.
Q of D : I heart you.
if you like your ass played with it does not mean you are gay!
Yes it does if you are a dude. Sorry my little gay friend. When are we doing the view?
mike: ASAP as long as you call me barbara walters during the interiew
Erica, of course we can Jell-O wrestle in the future. I’ll just trot on down I-5. How about 6 PM? You are my biggest same-sex internet crush.
Ok, well, you’re my only internet crush. Does that make me gay?
Gregg, you didn’t sound at all gay on the phone. In fact you sounded ruggedly handsome and tough-like. I was kind of afraid that you would abandon the interview at any moment to go chop down a tree with your huge cock.
Mike Honcho, I heart you back pal. But I’m telling you… cremation dude. All the way.
QofD: i could probably chop a tree down with my HUGE cock!
Gregg doesn’t even know how to nail a nail into a wall… I’m more of a man than Gregg. I have a tool box - Gregg doesn’t even know what a saw is… Poor, gay, Gregg…
QofD - I’m so glad I didn’t scare you away with my forwardness. Someday… Someday…
Erica: I assume when you say gay you mean happy right? If so then I feel gay everyday!
Sure - you can think whatever you want - but everyone else knows what I mean…
The Q of D makes cremation sound more appealing to me every day now. I used to be all for getting buried as a whole practically but F*CK!
OH THE ANNOYING ASPECT OF DEATH! UGH!
Imma go have sex as much as possible now…
Gregg, you are mucho testosterone-filled with a squishy, pleasant outside. You’re kind of like a testosterone Twinkie!
Erica, you’re so hawt that you can never be too forward. Cha cha cha!
WAT, I’m telling you… after seeing a couple of people being embalmed… well, let’s just say that I’m not being emablmed. My husband isn’t being embalmed. My parents won’t be embalmed…
Cremation babee… and yes, have lots of filthy, disgusting, wart hog sex.
WAT: we need a round 2 interview!
QofD: is that why my stomach is so big b/c of all that squishy testosterone?!?!
Interview #2?!
Will it be clear to hear?
WAT: as clear as the QofD interview was