Apr 25
Calling Into Work And The Thoughts That Pollute My Mind
Have you ever called into work because you were sick or just didn’t feel like going and on your newly gained day off you realize that you don’t ever want to work again. You just want to stay home & leave the bullshit of work behind, but still have money to go shopping, go out to eat & buy gas all without ever working again. Well yesterday I called into work sick and I again realized that either my music career needs to take off so that one of my umpteen songs I’ve written will become a hit single. Or my Blogger Idol idea will kick me back a few million in advertisements. That way Herbie, Yoshi, Emily & I can all travel in a RV and discover America. Flying is scary and driving an RV across America sounds like a dream vacation for this Naughty Northern Boy! Not working 8 hours a day and being able to do whatever I damn well please would put a smile across my face that would be so big that the little kids in China would be able see it!
Unscheduled days off from work are nice, but in a weird way they are also kind of stressful. They are stressful because you realize how sucky your life is because you work so fucking much and you have many more decades left to work. It’d be nice if I could just win the lottery or suck some rich guys cock for $3.4 million. Either one would be fine as long as I get to retire at 27 years old. Is that the whole point of life to go to school for 18 years, work for 60 years and then die 5 years after you’re done working? Fucking A God this is some bullshit! You need to fix that so I can go to school for 18 years, work for 5 years and die in 60 years! Who’s willing to sign this petition and I’ll personally hand it to God so that he’ll change the way we live our lives?
Anyway I’ll get back to work, but if you know somebody that’s looking to hire a blogger for a cool million dollars let’em know that the man with a tongue like a kitty cat is looking for a job!
gso
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HA! WELCOME TO MY MISERABLE WORLD. YOU’RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR.
“suck some rich guys cock for $3.4 million”
You’re a FAG! Just sayin. Nothing wrong with that, but you’re statements are moving very quickly to the rainbow nation.
WAT: so theirs no solution?
Mike: come you’re telling me you didn’t like the Care Bears just little when you were growing up? The cartoon was pretty good!
I HAVE THE DAY OFF TODAY!!!
I left my keys in kyles glove box when we went to the sox game last night he was nice and didnt wake me up at 6:30 when he was leaving.
So i had to call in to work and then ask my dad to come pick me up at my boyfriends house 45 min away….today is going to great.
MIKE HONCHO JUST MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD!
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!
punky: that sounds like a bad day unscheduled day off of work…hmmm here are some things that could brighten your day!
1. listen to some nat king cole
2. listen to some ella fitzgerald
3. go to mickey d’s and get a happy meal
4. stay away from mike honcho at all costs!
Gregg, I could hire you to write for me but the pay pretty much sucks and it’s mostly resumes and press releases. You would definitely have to supplement your income by sucking some rich dude’s cock. Or do like I did and marry well.
QofD: you would hire a 27 year old guy with the vocabulary and grammar of a 9 year old?!??!?
Emily is an Accounts Payable pro so I’m hoping her AP skillz will get us into the big time!
I can’t believe you are tellin my friends to stay away from me. That hurts Gregg.
Punks : As a friend I would have come and got you seeing that I would have just gotten out of work and am up anyways.
Again I reiterate in the voice of Tony Soprano : Gregg, You’re a FAAAAG!
Mike: don’t make me stick Dirty on your ass again and send you crying back to Punky!
Do you even have HBO?
Dirty is the least of my worries in this life. I never cried to Punky. We just came up with masterful plans to destroy you and the Legion of Doom. Stick to sucking Bill Gates’ cock and letting drop loads on your face for some money. Whore. Just sayin.
Mike: maybe if you were more like Kyle maybe just maybe Punky woulda gav you the time or day!
just sayin
I don’t think I like you attitude today Gregg. Very snippy. Getting your period like a woman? That would definetly explain a LOT of you gay tendencies. I need to get some sleep now. Working all night makes me sleepy. I will awaken at 3 to wash my Jeep and wait for the Sabres game to start.
Mike: don’t forget about our heated Gerald Rivera type interview that will also happen tonight!!!
Let me know if I get anything from Blogger Idol if you make any money - because - after all - I did fucking win it but not actually win anything…
Where’s my interview???
Erica: ya I’ll let you know what your cut is once i start raking in the millions!
do you want a video ro audio interview?
Audio… I act like too much of a dork on video…
Oooooohhh…. yeah! Where’s Erica’s interview? I want to hear her silky smoove voice on Gregg O’Commentwhore’s blog!
QofD: her voice sounds like she drank a glass of orange juice and she needs to clear her throat
Fuck you dude - I sound lovely and sexy like the boob lady. Also a little dorky and nasily, which is not so sexy but maybe if I say something sexy it will cancel out the non-sexy parts… Wow - I just wrote sexy a lot.
Gregg, as my current blog post suggests, you’re in desperate need of a long good prostate massage to relieve yer stress.
LOL.
thanks mike, i thought about asking you, but i rather bug my family then my friends anyway.
I had the worst day off in history….after all that mess in the am i spent 3 hours at the dentist.
Are you saying you have a small, rough, sand papery like tongue?
WAT: a prostate massage sounds nasty and DIRTY
punky: what kind of dental work?
boobs: yes!
I had a crown put on, and a full exam. it was so painful i couldn’t get my cleaning and now they think i need a root canal on the tooth they put the crown on.
punky: the tooth that needs a root canal; does it hurt?