May 18
iPod Mini Has Been Claimed!
***UPDATE***
I gave the iPod back to the 16 year old girl. Sorry no interview but she offered me a cash reward and I politely declined. God totally loves me now!
I woke up this morning and listened to my voicemails because I was out all night last night and didn’t have time to check them. What do I find but a voicemail on my comment line from the “rightful owner of the iPod”. Take a listen
I haven’t called Miss Lindsay back because it’s 4:44 am right now and I’m assuming her dad wouldn’t like that. This will be an on going story so stick with it. I’m going to be calling her # this morning at 9:00 am. I will post more info later today! Who would ever return an iPod? Gregg would!
love the nicest guy in the world,
gregg
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oh my…god…I can’t belive…the god of ipods exsists…
Lime: iPod God not only exists but he actually listens to iPod prayers!
you should do a phone interview with her.
punky: how should i ask her?
First find out if she is of age? Second, if she is of age, get all the dirt on this girl like what kind of music she listens to, what she likes in men, what’s her favorite position in bed, you know, the important shit.
Mike: you’ve laid down a floor plan for me that I will follow until I hear the word “No” from little old Lindsay
You are a super nice guy Gregg.
Let’s make-out.
dirty: as much as i would love to makeout, I’m really to busy to make out. I blog, I write, I perform & I punctuate as often as possible
Gregg…You are a dork. You couldn’t pay me to make out with you.
You love doing good deeds!! You are definitely going to heaven now…
dirty: $5 million!
Erica: dude me, Herbie & Yoshi eating food in heaven..owwwwww!
No, Herbie will not be joining you in heaven.
Bill: “All Dogs go to Heaven”
Interview or no Ipod. It’s that simple. Lay it down for her.
You WILL make her prove she is the rightful owner no? Quiz her on the contents of the iPod. Then post the song list here so we can analyze it thoroughly like the voyeuristic losers we are!
16 year olds are lame….just saying
Good man, Gregg O’Connell. Good Man.
wormbrain: she answered all the security questions correctly
punky: a little jealousy b/c their skin and faces still look and feel like a babies?!
boobs: now can we see your boobs?
yes the gods do love you now
I lost and ipod once…it hurt. Good for you for finding its home.
My ipod was stolen from me in October. It sucked! I had to go out and spend $220 on a new one, then buy some new songs.
Thats really nice of you to return it and not accept a reward. God bless you.
I’M KNOWN AS THE IPOD GOD!
SAY IT LOUD~