May 24
What I’d Do If My Mom Told Me I was Really 5 Years Older Than I Really Am
What would I Do If My Mom Told Me I was Really 5 Years Older Than I Am? My friend Bill from work asked me this question and I found it to be very thought provoking and engaging. I think the first emotion that would come to me would be depression due to the fact that I’d be now dying 5 years earlier than expected. No one likes dying or do they? Do you know anyone that is looking forward to death that isn’t already in massive amounts of pain?
I’d then ask my mom “Why the fuck didn’t you tell me I’m really 32 years old?” I’d think back to when I thought anyway that I was 16 years old but was really 21 years old and making out with a 16 year old girl. That’s kind of sick isn’t it? I’d think about when I was 12 but really 17 and only then did I begin to go through puberty. I think I’d be emotionally scared. I’d go from a mighty cocky young 27 year old to an old 32 year old guy who hasn’t accomplished much of anything in life.
I definitely wouldn’t be happy at all. There’s nothing exciting about finding out that you are 5 years older than you thought you were. Maybe when you are a kid and you want to be older but once you pass the age of 21, you are in no rush of getting older. In fact you’re the opposite. You start to think about how cool it would be to be 18 years old again and not have to work 40 hours a week or listen to some corporate blah blah speech.
Please mom don’t break my heart one day and tell me I am really 5 years older than I think I am. If that does happen I may just have start taking more risks in life. A person that takes risks is a person who is destined for failure and no one likes a failure.
What would you do?
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Everybody usually tell me I look like older than I am, I’m 19yo but once time a very odious woman gived to me 28yo, when I was just 18….
Oh my…and if I really older than I know…
well If My Mom Told Me I was Really 5 Years Older Than I Am….I go crazy 4 some days…well after I’ll happy b/c i gotta make up for lost time…I’d…
1)make new friends
2)make new girlfriends
3)make 3 movies
4)meet Gregg
5)make a really italian Pizza 4 him
6)go on a diet (after eat my pizza)
7)have a time travel
8)meet Quentin Tarantino
9)record an acoustic album
10)computer graphics master’s degree in California
Die isn’t my trouble I’ll never Die muahhhahahahahha….
Lime: your main goal should be to meet me cause everyone that meets me feels years younger when they are around me
if i feel younger i should feel like 15yo?!? :-S
Lime: I’d defnitely make you feel like a little school boy again
I would really be immature for my age. Oh well, people tell me I look like I am 20.
Mikki: how old are you really minus the 5 years your mom just added to your age?!?!
Nothing would change…I would still tell people I’m 25 like I do now…no biggie.
dirty: but we’d all know you were lying and that you were really 32
It wouldn’t stop me from saying it…duh.
ok I’d try to have my 19B yo bday on 11th july…and 19C next year…ect…in this way in 5 years I’m always 19yo… one of my best friends this year will have her 23D bday…
What kind of friends I have? :-X
DIRTY: duhh
lime: so your friend is really 27?
yes…she’s 26…but u should try to tell 26…and u’ll a dead man…belive me…
i am 27 years old, just like u. so lets add the 5 so i would 32.
so that means i would of had my first kiss @20 years old. i would of graduated high school at 23 years old. i would of finished kindergarden at 10 years old. i guess i would be immature and mentally slow, if i were really 5 years older.
I would just ask my mom why and what the hell were you thinking?! And carry on as usual, I guess…and give myself a pat on the back for looking damn good for 39!
Are you trying to rub it in my face that my birthday is coming up? And don’t you dare tell anyone how old I’ll be. 24 is a very sensitive age!!
lime: do you have a photo of her?
Mikki: haha i just totally started laughing “i would of finished kindergarden at 10 years old”
Erin: confidence is so sexy
Erica: all i have to say is “1977″ was a great year
my first menstrual cycle at 18 years old.
preschool @ 9 years
this stuff is silly!
Mikki: i thought you were a dude! do you have a myspace or website?
Oh my god Gregg… You are 35 years old?? Damn!!! You are one old hoe!!
Erica: if i’m 35 you’ve gotta be at least 40!
I don’t know. It’d depend what the 16 year-old girl looked like.
Matt: you could always pretend that even though she thinks she’s 16 she’s really 21 b/c her mom hasn’t told her yet of the 5 years older thing
yeah i have a myspace, i’m on your page! thats how i found here. I am one of the hundreds u have on there.
ha ha send me your myspace
http://flickr.com/photos/limebello/512716202/
here’s my pretty young friend
lime: she’s quite cute
well i’ll tell you what i would do…i’d go and find certain former bandmates and tell them that i was right the first time.
dave: the new englands?!?!