May 25
5 Movies I Rented That Hurt My Manlyness
I never said I was “all man” you guys just assumed I was.
1. Monster House - Yes this is the animated film that was marketed to kids. The only men that would sit through this would be dads. I’m not a dad nor am I part of the Big Brother program. I actually liked this movie and wanted to see it. The animation is some of the best ever, but the story is lacking a little. If you’re a dude and you like animated films that aren’t Anime characters having sex than this is right up your alley!
2. Notebook - The Notebook is a classic. A love story that’s gone terribly sad. This is a real tear jerker but also make me say “awwwww”. My eyes might actually well up during this movie so make sure you don’t put this film in if I am at a party of yours unless you want to see me cry a little bit. I’m a tender sensitive motherfucker inside..BELIEVE IT!
3. Under The Tuscan Sun - The beautiful countryside of Italy, a single American woman and crazy corny horny Italian men. That’s what makes for a terrific love story. This movie is funny, relaxing and makes you a realize that “hey life isn’t all about all the material things you have. It’s all about the people that are in it, good food, good wine & a place you want to live. Guys rent this and watch it with your girlfriends they will thank you for it. If they say “why did you rent this?” You can say “some dude by the name of greggoconnell.com (make sure you throw the dot com in there so that they will visit my website) told me about it.
4. The Lake House - The Lake House has a really cool story. It’s a love story that travels through time. It’s like Back to the Future meets The Notebook minus Michael J Fox.
5. RV - RV is a family film all the way. Guys stay away from this film unless you’re training yourself to get ready for when you have kids and have to watch horrible films with them all the time.
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Ok u made a list of 5 but what about: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Moonlight Mile, Catwoman, Proof, La mala educaciòn, Chocolat, Polar Express, Bambi, Alexander, Moulin Rouge!, Love is the devil, Amadeus and maybe Brokeback Mountain…?
if u wanna watch a great movie placed in Italy w. international cast wtch: Shadows in the Sun…
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376181/
well i’m studing to work @ Pixar animation studios…and I’m not dad…
Monster House (nomined 4 the Oscar and loser) is a great CG movie like Polar Express(movie by Zemeckis) but u’re right…story sucks (poor Mr.Spielberg and Zemeckis)…well I love Finding Nemo (the greatest pixar movie ever) and Shrek’s saga (the onlyone Dreamwork SKG studios movie that i like) … and Ice Age 1 and 2…
but the movie that hurts my manlyness is TITANIC…definitely…
I H-A-T-E this movie…totally…
1. Own it…loved it.
2. I cried because I want so badly to believe in true love.
3. Even I haven’t seen this one.
4. Again…never seen it.
5. Own it…only seen parts of it.
Have you seen Aqua Marine? That’s a totally good movie.
Lime: I added “Shadows in the Sun” to my Blockbuster queue
Titanic is definitely one of those films that is for women or gay men. haha
Do you secreltly love Leonardo Dicaprio?
Dirty: well you’re obviously not a straight male with feelings if you havent seen the above 5 films
every real gay man loves TITANIC (i wanna write in my 1st reply but u preceded me)… it’s gay icon everywhere… yeah i gotta admit Leo (@ the Academy Awards everybody call him in this way) is my secret love…I love him in every movies except in…… TITANIC……
sing everybody
—You’re here, there’s nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We’ll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on —-
Gregg…whatever you say…
i must not be womanly because i haven’t watched any of those movies.
i did watch titanic before!
My kids love Titanic…it’s a kids movie.
dirty: except for the scene in the car. thats the part that u skip chapter for,
Lime: you sing so beautifully through these comments!
dirty: thats hat you said to last night during sex “whatever you say”
Mikki: you need to watch Under The Tuscan Sun..it’ll make you all woman!
You forgot about “On Tour with Cher”.
“dO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE”
Haha… You are sooooooooooooooooo gay.
NO ONE ever thought you were a man. I’m sure Erica never thought you were. You’re more like a future woman in pre-op stage I would say.
oh my…gregg u sing more beatifully than me…
ramain to sing just New York New York, YMCA, Think, and…
captain: i found your alter ego’s myspace page congrats on the rapping!
http://www.myspace.com/johnbrownghettorevival
Lime: haha those songs are soooooooooo gay though. i should be singing songs like “what a girl wants”
ya…ahahahahahah
Okay, I’m pretty dern gay, but Under the Tuscan Sun is the only one I’ve seen. Only for the scenary, of course.
JunkThief: I don’t consider it gay to watch girly movies just less manly thats all…isnt their a difference? Rosie O’Donnell!
haha, that guy is a goofball. you must know him??
But he was the best rapper on the show!!
Hailing from Davis, CA the biggest joke out there. That’s just a cow town with a university.
captain: haha dude i found all their myspace pages…the little girls music is the worst! its so awful!
Halleluyah, holla back!
In hip-hop all you need is a good beat and a dumb-ass saying. Just think what could have been…
RV WAS a great family movie…even for guys!
RV sucked! bad for everyone