Jun 12
David Venable Meet Bill Green
If you’ve been visiting my blog for a while then you know my love affair I have with home shopping networks QVC & HSN. I wrote a post a while back about QVC host David Venable and how he is my favorite home shopping TV host. Well it looks like not only does Mr. Venable have some company in the fight of who my favorite TV shopping network host is but he also has some competition in who is the most gay!
I was recently watching HSN then other day when this fruity interesting dude named Bill Green came on. He was selling gems and even though thats the thing I dislike watching the most on the shopping networks he grabbed my attention like Mike Honcho grabbing my nut with one hand. I don’t know if was his sassy little voice or his feminine mannerisms, but he won me over like a girl watching a Brad Pitt film.
I wrote Bill Green this email today:
Dear Bill Green,
I recently saw you on HSN and you seem to be a new host. I’m not the typical demographic that HSN usually has and that being married 30-60 year old female. I am quite the opposite actually, 27 year old single male. Anyways lets get back to the good stuff. I found you to be interesting, charismatic & honest. If I were a host I’d be like you or David Venable who is on QVC. You guys are my favorite hosts to watch. Without continuing to bore you with this fluffy email could you please mail me an autographed photo of yourself. I’d put it on my fridge next to my David Venable autographed photo. You can mail it to
gregg oconnell
XXX xxxXXXXX
san diego, CA
thx
hugs n kisses
gregg
I’m hoping he comes through or else my life will feel a little imcomplete just like Dirty’s.
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Wow Gregg…you never stop with the gay-ness, do you?
Maybe my life would be more complete if you posted a picture of your tits tomorrow…I think that would make me happy.
dirty: this wasn’t a gay post it was a post on how the most interesting hosts for TV shopping are the gay ones.
Really? It seemed gay to me. I mean only a fag would watch that shit. You must have a really lame life.
dirty: well I do talk to you online on occassion so maybe my life is lame and boring…
Exactly! But where would you be without having met me? I’m one of the great things that ever happened to you…admit it.
dirty: you do complete me to an extent
Thank you for admitting this. Now I can go lay out in the sun and feel complete for a few hours.
My neighbors love when I sun bathe
Your obsession with these men confirms everyone’s suspicions that you are indeed gay. Just own up to it and we can all be on our merry way.
Erica: ha ha I’m not gay. Bill Green is definitely gay just look at that photo of him!
Maybe he is gay…but why are you obsessed with him if you aren’t gay?
dirty: I’m not obsessed with him I’m obsessed with the TV shopping society as a whole and the characters that work there. Why are you obsessed with Mike Honcho?
Gregg…I’m no more obsessed with Mike Honcho than am I with gouging my eyeballs out with razor blades.
Why would you obsess with TV shopping as opposed to online shopping or dare I say it…going to the store? I don’t go to the store often because it is a difficult task with children in tow. You are on your own to shop in leisure.
What I’m saying is that you are falling in love with these TV hosts just the same as the obese housewives in my neighborhood fall in love with the beefcakes on day time television.
Why else would you willingly watch Opera?
Please admit it Gregg…I will still be your friend.
Oprah…not opera but whatever…you are still gay.
dirty: I assure you am as straight as a broken arrow!
TV shopping interests me as entertainment. It’s funny b/c the hosts are so ridiculous sometimes and the stuff they sell sometimes interests me. They show you the product in motion so to speak.
There’s nothing better than eating some food watching some gay guy try and sell you some pots and pans..thats heaven electronically!
Gregg…I don’t know about you and your interests but you make me giggle.
Not gay at all gregg.
Gregg : Why else would a young male write an email to a host of a shopping network, but only to profess his love for him? Dude, you are practically swinging from his ball sack right now. Normal people don’t do that.
Dirty : If I was your neighbor I would prob touch myself while you sun bathe. Then again, I touch myself on a regular basis.
kyle: thank you for the support!
mike: did you touch yourself when you were looking through those gay nude sex scenes when trying to edit a photo of mine last week?
Gregg : No, I was disgusted. You know how hard it was for me to find the right picture of some guy suckin another cawk. Flippin gross. It almost makes me not want to do that again…..but I will. HAHA
mike : you like you some cock dont lie!
Gregg : I don’t like the cawk. I am a firm lover of the vag. It is a beautiful thing when taken care of. It truly is a thing of beauty. I want noting to do with anyone elses cawk in my sexual escapades and or fantacies. I don’t swing the way of the fag. Sorry.
Quit hitting on your readers Gregg.
Sicko.
Mike: would makeout with a dude for $50 million?
Dirty: who am i hitting on?
I’m just stirring trouble…although I think you hit on every guy that crosses your path.
I’m bored right now just waiting for the sun to hit my trampoline so that I can go bask in its glory. You should try it sometime Gregg…that way you won’t glow when you walk into the strip club.
dirty: first off i dont go to strip clubs and secondly that would be a great video…”me jumping on a trampoline”
You don’t go to strip clubs? Well there’s just one more piece of proof that you just may be homosexual because even I go to strip clubs.
You should come over and jump on my trampoline. It is crazy fun.
Dirty: i see my gf naked everyday so i dont need to see more naked ladies.
maybe if u didnt live in the middle of america i’d come jump on your trampoline and ur husband
You still trying to nail my husband are you? He’s not gay…I’m sorry.
Ohio is a shit hole but at least I have a trampoline.
i’d rather have the ocean
I totally agree. I prefer the Gulf.
I’ve never been to California.
Poor Gregg…everybody are convinced u’r gay…poor Em!
Lime…I am just fucking with Gregg…it brightens my day really.
Lime: emily likes it that girls think im gay b/c it keeps all those girls that want me away!
dirty: you’re so mean!
You love when I’m mean Gregg…you eat it up.
dirty: it definitely feeds my appetite for attention
ahahaha…very funny…but girls love Metrosexuals…..in Europe shure…
I’m not a fan of the Metros…I don’t like white trash either.
Gregg is my favorite attention whore.
It’s ok to dream about a house in the Hollywood Hills with your QVC guys. You don’t have to keep the fantasy in your head anymore… There you go… Just imagine a hot tub filled with banana hammocks… I think your life is complete now…
it’s cool having a boyfriend with gay tendencies. i just wish he’d pick up on some of the cooler gay guy stuff, like having a great eye for interior design, or maybe buying expensive hair and body products i could use….
Lime: they love metrosexuals in USA too
dirty: and your favorite metrosexual!
erica: i wonder if they sell banana hammocks on QVC?!
emily: haha you can use my Paul Mitchell hair wax anytime you want
it’s good Paul Mitchell hair wax?
Lime: it’s excellent! it’s called Paul Mitchell Dry Wax
Poor Emily…
David Venable is the best person to watch on tv bar none. in any genre. the man is a genius. greg thanks for noticing his brialliance
steve: brilliant people talk about brilliant people..its only natural