Jun 18

How To Blink

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This week is my quirky “How to” video week. Each day for 5 days straight I will post a new “how to” video that is 1 minute or less. These aren’t going to be your typical “How to” videos. In these videos I will be showing you how to do things that you already know how to do, but have always wanted to do differently. In hopes that one day you can fit into a better social group of society. No longer will you be the lame stupid head, now you will be a fabulous individual!

Today’s “How to” video is going to delve into the art of “blinking”. Did you know that no two people in the world blink the same? We all blink differently (OK, so I might have just made that up or maybe I didn’t) and I know people have seen me blink and have thought “Wow, Gregg really puts a lot of thought and passion into his blinking. It’s awe inspiring.” Well fuckers today is your lucky day and I am going to show you how to blink like a blogging superstar…ME!

Enjoy!

37 Comments so far

  1. Mike Honcho June 18th, 2007 4:47 am

    You are retarded. Funny, but retarded. Next time, please make sure you have some clothing on.

  2. Lime June 18th, 2007 5:20 am

    yeah last week…u said: Next week is a full on naked photoshoot…a new naked photo everyday!

    ok this is a beginnig…

    really funny vid…but u can do better….

  3. gregg o'connell June 18th, 2007 5:40 am

    Mike: I will definitely have clothing on in tomorrows “How to” video. I’m so freaking white I almost glow! If I were a lightbulb would you screw me in?

    Lime: if i showed myself COMPLETELY naked that would be a very funny video believe me!

  4. Lime June 18th, 2007 5:41 am

    I blive in u…..

  5. gregg o'connell June 18th, 2007 5:47 am

    Lime: ha ha thx…you coulda said “gregg your body is a beautiful sculpture that Dirty would love to touch”

  6. punky June 18th, 2007 5:56 am

    note to self: blinking must be done with shirt off.

  7. gregg o'connell June 18th, 2007 5:59 am

    punky: the boys will love you for that! Kyle will hate it though fyi

  8. Lime June 18th, 2007 6:14 am

    gregg your body is a beautiful sculpture that Dirty would love to touch…but when u saying a beautiful sculpture u mean this: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1047/564752661_2934fa8b4b_o.jpg

    or this: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1368/564752689_e220cecb76_b.jpg

  9. gregg o'connell June 18th, 2007 6:17 am

    lime: haha of coruse i met those photos! haha good job

  10. dirty June 18th, 2007 6:32 am

    Where was the explanation? I learned nothing. Those 10 seconds are moments of my life I will never get back…Thanks a lot.

  11. gregg o'connell June 18th, 2007 6:37 am

    dirty: no explanation needed since blinking is a natural thing. you learn by watching. duh!
    doesnt Ohio teach people anything?!

  12. dirty June 18th, 2007 6:47 am

    Well then it isn’t a how to because it’s natural. Did the California sun suck all your smarts gone and leave you with nothing more that skin the color of paste?q

  13. gregg o'connell June 18th, 2007 6:53 am

    dirty: did that Ohio sun leave you with nothing but a red neck and red hair?

  14. dirty June 18th, 2007 6:55 am

    Nice try Gregg…I know you are jealous of me because I live in Ohio and all…You need a red neck.

  15. gregg o'connell June 18th, 2007 7:01 am

    dirty: i have a red neck but i spray that fake tan stuff on to make it less noticeable

  16. dirty June 18th, 2007 7:10 am

    So you are orange?

  17. gregg o'connell June 18th, 2007 7:21 am

    dirty: ya do you wanna peel me?

  18. dirty June 18th, 2007 7:32 am

    How did you know?

  19. gregg o'connell June 18th, 2007 8:45 am

    dirty: you’re a nasty little girl

  20. Erica AP June 18th, 2007 8:59 am

    Haha… What you failed to tell everyone is why it’s so funny, Blinky.

  21. gregg o'connell June 18th, 2007 9:26 am

    Erica: why dont you tell everyone meaty!

  22. Erica AP June 18th, 2007 9:36 am

    This is your blog bitch - not mine!! Stop being lazy!!

  23. gregg o'connell June 18th, 2007 9:55 am

    well as the story goes eric and her friends all noticed how i blink a lot…they made fun of me so now i made a video of myself making fun of them back!

  24. dirty June 18th, 2007 10:22 am

    Gay men blink a lot…just sayin’.

  25. gregg o'connell June 18th, 2007 10:28 am

    dirty: so does Betty Davis

  26. dirty June 18th, 2007 10:28 am

    Gregg…Please come out of the closet.

  27. Ben June 18th, 2007 11:00 am

    I want an instructional vid on winking. Sexy wink, stinkeye wink, jokey wink, the wink that can be seen across a bar… Sometimes I wink at people and they get the wrong idea.

  28. gregg o'connell June 18th, 2007 11:09 am

    Ben: thats a great idea! and I will post that video for tomorrows blog!

  29. kyle June 18th, 2007 12:42 pm

    That was a stretch Gregg. I did agree with Ben though. Maybe you should do a ‘how to’ get a tan.

  30. gregg o'connell June 18th, 2007 12:47 pm

    kyle: how to wink tonight, how to bronze yourself wednesday, how to eat pizza on thursday and how to what on friday?

  31. kyle June 18th, 2007 1:12 pm

    how to thumbwrestle.

  32. gregg o'connell June 18th, 2007 1:24 pm

    KYLE: HOW AM I GOING TO THUMBWRESTLE IF I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS :(

  33. Mike Honcho June 18th, 2007 5:57 pm

    How about how to play UNO?

  34. Wormbrain June 18th, 2007 6:09 pm

    That grout on top looks like it needs some Tilex and a brush with strong bristles. Be wary not to actually damage the surface when scrubbing. Use careful, but firm strokes. Clothing is optional.

  35. punky June 19th, 2007 7:46 am

    why not have your readers submit their “how to” videos and you pick the best one for fridays video.

  36. WAT June 19th, 2007 11:46 pm

    And I’m supposed to learn what again?

  37. gregg o'connell June 20th, 2007 5:43 am

    WAT: how to have the nickname “blinky”

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