Jun 19
How to Wink (Video)
This is a must see video. This video will improve your mental stability, sexiness, sight, smell, touch & happiness. Winking can get you a log way in life. Come learn the art of “winking”. Winking can get you far and wide. It can help you pick up a girl, pick a fight or get out of picking up the groceries. Just learn how to wink with me!
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Seriously, way too much time on your hands.
How about how to poop?
Mike: come on the video is like 15 seconds…you’re telling me u dont have 15 seconds free in a day? its like you lookiing at one less homosexual sex photo a day!
how to poop..hmmm that could be a good one…should i show the result when im done?
Gregg : Yes. You have to. It customary in some cultures. How about How to take off a girl’s br just by snapping it? Just a suggestion. Maybe Dirty could take a video of hers coming off or even the booblady. Anyways, off to dreamland. Have a great day.
Mike: i cant snap a girls bra off, i need two hands to take it off the traditional way…
How about a video on how to be whipped by Emily and bail out of going to watch UFC at the last minute?
bill: i dont want to steal your idea for your wedding video for when you and michelle get married…
Wow…you learn something new every day.
Quit littering the internet with this useless rubbish and teach me something useful already.
dirty: it’s not junk it’s art! give me an idea of something you’d like to learn then and i will teach you!
How to insert a tampon…I’d like to see you pull that one off.
dirty: but i dont have my period at this moment…
I just want to see you play around with feminine products.
How about how to sport a depends…that would be funny.
how to tie your shoe?
dirty: that would mean id actually have to buy some depends…WOM
punky: i already did a video for that right here
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5OUKIciJMgY
Anything for fame Gregg…PLEASE?
dirty: i am famous already dont doubt it
I do have my doubts…please wear a depend and put it on YouTube…it would please me so.
Greg: At the start of the vid did you say “no more fuck’n around”? surely that all that’s going on here…
Dirty: winking not useful? Clearly you have not been the conveyer of good winks (or the recipient). A good wink can get you anything you want.
BTW I am not suggesting that Greg is a good winker.
Ben…It takes farm more than a wink to charm me and I don’t need to wink to be a charmer…I’m awesome like that.
Dirty: thats what mike honcho or your hubby is for “to please you” i’m here to entertain you!
Ben: nope those winks were as serious as the show LOST. Make a video of you winking and we’ll see who the better winker is you or I
Gregg…If you think either of those 2 “please me”…then you must be addicted to crack. That’s funny about you entertaining me…you must be a challenged soul.
How about “How to tie a necktie” ?
Bill: no can do son..i have other men do that for me
I know how to do it! I’m very talented.
I don’t feel like you gave it your all on this video. You looked kinda bored. Next time teach like you mean it!!
dirty: make a video and be famous!
Erica: go fuck yourself dude
Why don’t you make a video of how to be a prissy little bitch because that’s how you are acting now!!
apparently when your mad, you have to use a pirate voice?
Dirty: you may be awesome but my winking is the shit! people swoon. They fuck’n SWOON!
How about instructional video #3 “the putting on and wearing of sunglasses”
…or how about “how to drink a martini”
erica: dont steal my thunder biotch!
kyle: everyones scared of pirates especially ones looking for booty
ben: i dont have any sunglasses
ben: i dont drink alcohol
Lord Jaysus.
WAT: do you still want me after this video?
omigod u guys r sooooo stupid!!!!! ur acting,like a buncha stupidass sadistic 3rd graders!!!!!!!
“hmmm lets make a video of how to poop and post it on youtube, huhuhuhuhuh”
dorks.
omg: you write like a 3rd grader dumbass