Jun 20

How to Drink a Bottle of Water

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Champions are usually remembered for a short time, but revolutionaries like Paul Revere & MLK are never forgotten. I like to think of myself as a “Blogging Revolutionary”. I want to do thinks now that when in the future and I no longer blog people will think back to this time and era and remember me for the zany crazy things I would do and write. What good is living if you aren’t remembered? If you haven’t left some kind of mark on this earth then you fucked up!

That’s why I made this video of me drinking water because it’s going to leave you with a memory that you’ll never forget. evvvverrrr.

gregg

22 Comments so far

  1. dirty June 20th, 2007 4:16 am

    Shut-up dude!

    Next video…How to talk to your dog.

  2. Bill June 20th, 2007 5:36 am

    You are boring son! Winking, blinking, and drinking bottled water?. What’s next, “How to eat white meat chicken” ?

  3. gregg o'connell June 20th, 2007 5:42 am

    dirty: good idea! you’re full of good ideas and i wont say the other thing (it aint bullshit)

    Bill: why dont you go get a promotion after i do son! copycat!

  4. Lime June 20th, 2007 6:07 am

    today i drank 2bottle like that…this video is dedicated 4 my city…today the hottest city on 20th june 2007 in Italy…109.4°F->43°C

  5. gregg o'connell June 20th, 2007 6:13 am

    lime: i hope you have the air conditioner on, your shirt off while you pour ice cold water over your hairless teenage body

  6. Erica AP June 20th, 2007 9:52 am

    You are very proud of yourself and your cheerleader qualities put you at the top of my list for the next time I can’t finish a whole bottle of water. Go water-bottle-drinker- GO!!!!

  7. gregg o'connell June 20th, 2007 10:05 am

    Erica: I’m like the Rocky of water drinking

  8. kyle June 20th, 2007 1:52 pm

    So this morning around 6 am or so, I turned this on, to which Punky replied, “Turn that off I don’t want to hear gregg’s voice in the morning!”

    Needless to say, she didn’t like listening to it when she was asleep.

    Emma barked at Herbie. i think she was saying shut up dude, i’m trying to listen to this!

    You make the boring tedium, exciting and invigorating, cheers to you.

  9. gregg o'connell June 20th, 2007 1:55 pm

    kyle: wow punky is not a morning person ehhh?
    b/c my voice is like coca cola going down your throat..it hurts a little but its a good hurt plus it tastes like heaven

  10. Ben June 20th, 2007 3:37 pm

    Drinking all that in one gulp would have been easy if you had let the liquid slop down all over the place. I guess that wouldn’t technically been “drinking”.

  11. punky June 20th, 2007 5:18 pm

    I am a morning person…just not the voice i want waking me up at 6 am when i dont have to be up till 9

  12. Wormbrain June 20th, 2007 5:42 pm

    You gotta chug it all at once like a man, man!
    It would have been easier if it was warm water.

    Otherwise it was very educational. For who? I have no idea.

  13. gregg o'connell June 20th, 2007 5:57 pm

    Ben: no, but it probably would’ve made the video mildly more entertaining!

    punky: my voice is like mcDonalds coffee

    wormbrain: ya i was thinking that while i was drinking it. that water was ice cold though..i fucked it up..next time i know better

  14. Ben June 20th, 2007 10:32 pm

    Punky: I think you’re cool to have come up with that…

  15. Erin June 23rd, 2007 6:10 pm

    You remind me of my 3 year old the way you drink that water. =)

  16. gregg o'connell June 24th, 2007 9:54 am

    erin: is that a good thing or bad thing? :)

  17. Erin June 24th, 2007 10:33 pm

    It’s a cute thing.

  18. Wormbrain June 26th, 2007 6:05 am

    THAT’S how you drink a bottle of water!

  19. Wormbrain June 26th, 2007 6:05 am
  20. gregg o'connell June 26th, 2007 8:23 am

    wormbrain: is that dude trying to compete with me?!?!

  21. WAT June 28th, 2007 11:45 am

    U just keep getting worse. ;)

    So, now show us how to pee the water out please. LOLOLOL!

  22. gregg o'connell June 28th, 2007 6:21 pm

    WAT: could you handle my penis without getting turned on?

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