Jun 20
How to Drink a Bottle of Water
Champions are usually remembered for a short time, but revolutionaries like Paul Revere & MLK are never forgotten. I like to think of myself as a “Blogging Revolutionary”. I want to do thinks now that when in the future and I no longer blog people will think back to this time and era and remember me for the zany crazy things I would do and write. What good is living if you aren’t remembered? If you haven’t left some kind of mark on this earth then you fucked up!
That’s why I made this video of me drinking water because it’s going to leave you with a memory that you’ll never forget. evvvverrrr.
gregg
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Shut-up dude!
Next video…How to talk to your dog.
You are boring son! Winking, blinking, and drinking bottled water?. What’s next, “How to eat white meat chicken” ?
dirty: good idea! you’re full of good ideas and i wont say the other thing (it aint bullshit)
Bill: why dont you go get a promotion after i do son! copycat!
today i drank 2bottle like that…this video is dedicated 4 my city…today the hottest city on 20th june 2007 in Italy…109.4°F->43°C
lime: i hope you have the air conditioner on, your shirt off while you pour ice cold water over your hairless teenage body
You are very proud of yourself and your cheerleader qualities put you at the top of my list for the next time I can’t finish a whole bottle of water. Go water-bottle-drinker- GO!!!!
Erica: I’m like the Rocky of water drinking
So this morning around 6 am or so, I turned this on, to which Punky replied, “Turn that off I don’t want to hear gregg’s voice in the morning!”
Needless to say, she didn’t like listening to it when she was asleep.
Emma barked at Herbie. i think she was saying shut up dude, i’m trying to listen to this!
You make the boring tedium, exciting and invigorating, cheers to you.
kyle: wow punky is not a morning person ehhh?
b/c my voice is like coca cola going down your throat..it hurts a little but its a good hurt plus it tastes like heaven
Drinking all that in one gulp would have been easy if you had let the liquid slop down all over the place. I guess that wouldn’t technically been “drinking”.
I am a morning person…just not the voice i want waking me up at 6 am when i dont have to be up till 9
You gotta chug it all at once like a man, man!
It would have been easier if it was warm water.
Otherwise it was very educational. For who? I have no idea.
Ben: no, but it probably would’ve made the video mildly more entertaining!
punky: my voice is like mcDonalds coffee
wormbrain: ya i was thinking that while i was drinking it. that water was ice cold though..i fucked it up..next time i know better
Punky: I think you’re cool to have come up with that…
You remind me of my 3 year old the way you drink that water. =)
erin: is that a good thing or bad thing?
It’s a cute thing.
THAT’S how you drink a bottle of water!
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764798
wormbrain: is that dude trying to compete with me?!?!
U just keep getting worse.
So, now show us how to pee the water out please. LOLOLOL!
WAT: could you handle my penis without getting turned on?