Jun 26
Blue Shirt Day at Work
If you work in an office like me than you may already know all about blue shirt day. It seems to be a male phenomenon and it’s also the happiest day of the work week. Blue shirt day is the day of the week (which is always at random) where the majority of males all seem to wear a blue shirt on the same day. It almost never fails. When I wear a blue shirt every other guy in the office is dawning a blue shirt. Wearing blue makes you feel good inside, good like the taste of butter and salt all over your white rice, good like a young woman’s hands all over your testicles, good like a poop thats been itching to come out of your bum and good like a fresh clean pair of underwear.
Men don’t have a lot of colors that we are able to wear to the office that will generally lift your mood. If we wear pink we’re gay, white we’re boring, plain & old, black we’re pissed off, red we’re power tripping & green hmm well who wears green except me?! Blue is the color of the ocean, blue is the color of Brad Pitt’s eyes & blue is the color of blueberry’s. These are all things that make us all feel good. Does anyone ever say “I’m feeling blue” anymore? No! You know why? Because that’s an old saying and its lame like Jordache Jeans and Canadian Geese.
It’s nice to know that you’re in this exclusive little “blue shirt club” at work. You give each other high five’s and say things like “Dude you’re wearing my shirt” or “You love wearing the same color as me!”. These are things that create bonds between males and we also know that most males need bonding between each other. Especially when women try and control us. Never let a woman control you because she’ll never respect you and you’ll never respect yourself. If she doesn’t respect you then you won’t get laid and if you don’t get laid you’ll be sexually frustrated and rip up straw wrappers and napkins when you go out to dinner.
Be Merry, Be Cheery, Be Saintful..Wear Blue!
gregg
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What do you mean? Jordache jeans are not lame. Here, look at this as proof.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q48t967TGzE
That was easily the best youtube commercial I have ever seen. Go Ed, with your bad self…
If you watch the commercial caefully, 17 seconds in to it appears a man wearing a red shirt and places his hands on his hips. Am I wrong or is that Greg Kinnear?
Ed: haha “you’ve got the look, you’ve got the look!” that commercial was awesome! It just goes to show that we still wear that same style of jeans today..wheres the innovation?!?!?
Erica: what about post jackass?!
Mike: hey you too you’re supposed to be responding to my post on “blue shirts” ahhh you fuckerssssss
@ work i can wear just w. shirt but my shirts are all colored….i’v a little collection of shirts….
Lime: can I borrow some Italian sewen shirts?!
shure! what color? what stylist? here we are @ Maison Lime…
Lime: green, pink & any other pastel colors
yellow is the new black…just saying
punky: bumble bees are cool!
this my little collection….they’s just 20….many others are inside washing machine…
I am wearing a blue shirt today and since I am the only guy that works here I guess every day I wear a blue shirt is blue shirt day.
Lime: can you send me that Sandy Brown shirt please
Gregg - stop being such an attention whore. What? Do you think this is your blog or something?? Damn AW.
ben: where do you work ben that you are the only guy?
erica: just cause people like me dont get mad cause im all interesting and shit…ouch!
Wear any color you want, wear multiple colors at once… I heard lime green is the new black though.
kyle: multiple colors is strictly prohibited in the office unfortunately
Kyle-i know LIME green it’s great color…ahahah
Damn the man gregg damn the man!
Lime is a wicked metro.
Wood hangers dude…you need wood hangers.
punky: metro? me? why?…:-)
Canadian Geese aren’t lame….. you queen
I used to have the same thing happen when I worked at this restaurant, except that instead of blue shirts it was hangovers.
julianne: canadian geese are nasty sons of bitches
captain smack: i dont even know how a hangover feels since i dont drink and have never been drunk…im such a loser god damn!
You are loser because you don’t post everyday now!!! LOSER!!!
dictionary .com bro.
its “donning” not “dawning”
that is all
Gregg~ no drinking but you’re in a band? It doesn’t add up… I drink all the time and I’m not even remotely in a band.
Ref/Canadian geese: One time I was attacked by a duck ~ I don’t think it was Canadian.
ERica: thats coming from a person who is luky if she posts 1 entry a week
grammar police: get back to work! dont u have someone to boss around
ben: it’s all about the “X’s” on the hands
Canadian Geese are bastards@
Ben - I’m the only rockstar who like to party in this band. Haha… Gregg is just a little girl who needs to go home to play with her dolls. Sorry to let the cat out of the bag, Gregg. Your doll obsession would have come to the surface at some point…
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