Jul 8
Fucking Vandalistic Thugs
Do you see the photo in this blog? Well I woke up this morning and took my dogs out so they could do #1 and #2. On our way back to the house I saw vandalism in it’s most cliche form with graffiti all over the front wall in front of my house. The jackass spray painteed his name and some other shit I couldn’t read. If I was the one doing the graffiti I think I would’ve spray painted some kind of poem, a favorite song lyric or maybe something like “You should never graffiti anything especially private property”. I’d play reverse psychology and shit because I’m fucking crazy like that!
Let’s analyze the vandalism/tag for a bit and try to figure out what the initials mean.
O.B.F. = Organic Banana Fan, Ole Bitch Face, Oily Baby Feces or Ostrich Bastard Fighter
1502 = I did a little research and it seems they are big fans of Christopher Columbus because this is the year he landed on Costa Rica. They sure are cultured Vandalistic Thugs who paid attention in history class.
F.C.C = Federal Communications Commission. I saw the F.C.C. thing and thought wow the freaking government is now tagging peoples property, but why? I finally came to the realization that they are looking to control me and my blog by tagging my property! Fuckin A they are crazy bitches!
The other two things written on the wall are illegible to me? Got any ideas?
The wall was cleaned up at about noon today leaving a fresh new canvas for the vandalists to come back and tag that mutherfuckin wall up again! Have fun assholes!
thx,
gregg
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You did it, didn’t you? Is this just another ploy for attention??? I never knew you were such an artist…
Erica: Dude I don’t even know how to work a graffiti can! You know me I’m about as good as an artist as you are a cook!
Hi Gregg…I’m off work today!
dirty: great!
wonderful!
welcome back to the real world!
bank holiday?
No…dirty holiday!
My birthday is on Saturday.
I love graffiti…I noticed there was a ton of it in san diego when i was there but it was much better then this…That looks like my 3 year old brother trying to write his name.
btw…do you have this store near you…
http://heritage1981.com/
They have wicked cheap clothes that will make you look like a rockstar (on a budget of course)
dirty: wow! happy birthday! what do you want from me?
punky: thats what i am saying…very amateur work…he didnt even date it to give it some weight!
Heritage 1981 is not near me …:(
Gregg…More photos of your ass would make it a birthday I would never forget.
dirty: what about a hot dog lodged inside my bum?
Dear lord…surprise me.
You should have those punk graffiti thugs vandalize your ass for a photo opportunity.
Anything lodged inside your bum would make you happy Gregg.
Mike Honcho…Are you saying that Gregg is using my birthday as an excuse to shove things up his bum?
I feel so used.
dirty: they could be put 1502 & O.B.F. ALL OVER MY WHITE ASS
mike: are you back from hawaii?
man, we are so ghetto….
Emily…I admire your ghetto.
This is not near you?
Fashion Valley Mall
7007 Friars Road #700
Fashion Valley Center
San Diego,CA
(619) 2992962
Punky - that is near us but when I tried to load that website it didn’t work… Is there one at that mall??
yes
Amateurs. (with enunciation of Am-a-ters).
Gregg : Yes I am back from Hawaii. It was gorgeous and awesome and fun and great and fantastic and I want to live there. I met a lot of cousins I didn’t know before and one of them is in to singing and such. http://www.elenamitrano.com. Yes that is my cousin. She has a lot of talent and lives in LA. Anyways, I left you a sweet voicemail from Hawaii one night. Check it out.
Dirty : Don’t you always feel used?
Mike Honcho…I only hope that be feeling used can brighten my day with bare ass photos of Gregg…I can’t wait.
That comment be makin no sense but whatever.
I leave my site for a few hours and you guys still show the love. i love all of you..especially the sexy ones
A-fucking-men, brother. Today’s graffiti artists are so uncreative. Give me something to look at, and if you can’t do that, then at least give me something to read.
Bathroom graffiti could be better too.
Gregg, just so you know I have started a blog. The site is http://www.maximumphotos.blogspot.com. It is brand new and would like you to help me spread the word by linking it to your page. Thank you.
cram…your link does not work.
Thats weird. When I type it in, it works. When I click on the link it doesnt
get rid of the www ahead of the link
get rid of the period after .com
My life is filled with tags. I see tags everywhere I go. Some bitch tagged my storefront a couple of days ago with a freak’n knife ~ a gawndamed knife! I don’t have a problem with creative grafitti, but a scrawl with a knife? Whats up?
That stuff looks like gang tags to me. I think 1502 is a brazillian street gang or somthing like that. Eric~ do you live in the ‘hood?
Ben - you asking me, Erica, if I live in the hood? Umm… not really. Gregg lives in Point Loma so he doesn’t either… I bet it was just some drunk punks.
Oh. Come. On!!! You did this to yourself and you know it.
Ben: what are Brazilian street gangs doing in the posh life of point loma? they must be crazy ass thugs if they are tagging innocent little whimpy peoples houses like mine…
Erica~ i just assumed you lved in the ‘hood since you seem to be so bad ass.
Gregg~ I think i was wrong. It’s an ethiopian street gang on vacation ;p