Jul 11

Girls Love Ranch Dressing

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I didn’t even know exactly what Ranch Dressing was comprised of until I wrote this blog. It contains some of my least favorite ingredients like mayonnaise and stinky smelly vinegar. Here’s a ranch dressing recipe I found here.

1/4 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup buttermilk
2 teaspoons sugar
1/2 teaspoon vinegar
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon finely chopped fresh dill
1/4 teaspoon finely chopped fresh parsley
1/8 teaspoon onion powder
1/8 teaspoon salt
1 dash of paprika

Ever since I’ve been paying attention to what girls eat which hasn’t been very long it seems to me that they all love ranch dressing. They dip chicken tenders, french fries, vegetables, chips, fingers and anything else fried in ranch dressing. They order extra ranch dressing so they don’t run out of ranch dressing. They have cravings for ranch dressing and the cravings don’t go away until they have a little ranch dressing all in their mouth and on their lips. I bet girls would even order alcoholic drinks if there was one made with ranch dressing.

I can’t figure out what girls love about ranch so much? There’s nothing guys like so much besides tits and ass. You can’t name one food guys crave, JUST TRY!!! I guess I need to lay the question out to the ladies. Why do you LOVE ranch dressing so much?

gregg

12 Comments so far

  1. emily July 12th, 2007 9:12 am

    where are all your friends, gregg?

    i guess no one cares to tell you why ranch is so good…

    poor gregg!

  2. punky July 12th, 2007 9:24 am

    peppercorn is 10000 times better then ranch.

  3. Erica AP July 12th, 2007 10:10 am

    I don’t like ranch dressing very much at all. Once and while if that’s what a salad came with, but I would much rather have Italian.

  4. kyle July 12th, 2007 2:38 pm

    well, i’d care to think that guys crave red meat. You crave red meat gregg…don’t you?

  5. gregg o'connell July 12th, 2007 4:12 pm

    emily: i’ve got no friends i just have commenters who like gay bashing me :(

    punky: you dont count b/c you’re dating kyle

    erica: ” do you have any low fat italian?”
    quuuuuuuuuueeeeeer!

    kyle: i crave beefy things

  6. Bill July 12th, 2007 9:36 pm

    I told you not to blog about this son. We disproved your theory by 9:03am.

  7. Mike Honcho July 13th, 2007 1:38 am

    Gregg : “I crave beefy things” Yes we all know by now Gregg that you do in fact love the beef. Where you put the beefy things is your business, but I have a pretty good idea if the police really wanted to find the missing 341243541 hampsters, they should just search inside your butt as well as Richard Gere’s.

  8. dirty July 13th, 2007 7:53 am

    Mike Honcho…I think you mean gerbils.

    Gregg…Ranch dressing is okay I guess but I crave other things more.

  9. gregg o'connell July 13th, 2007 5:18 pm

    Bill: hey sucker i backed up my thought on this with conclusive evidence

    Mike: you never stuck anything up your butt?!?! it feels good trust me!

    dirty: you crave the cock huh!?

  10. dirty July 13th, 2007 5:55 pm

    Well DUH!

    We are so much alike Gregg.

  11. QofD July 16th, 2007 7:25 pm

    I love ranch just because it makes me more high maintenance. The more work a guy has to go through to serve me, the better.

  12. gregg o'connell July 17th, 2007 4:37 am

    qofd: would you like it if i served you in just a towel?

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