Jul 17
I Miss You (My Fans)
I once was the king
before all of my dids
you bowed and you kneeled
like Michael Jackson makes kids
if I were a tree
my name would be Christmas
now you’ve all grown up
and forgotten about Santa
I’m a fucking disaster
I’m running out of ideas
my blogs almost deceased
like a mummy in a pyramid
WHAT!
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Your blog sucks as of late. Just an observation.
Silly Gregg. Mummies last forever. That’s why archaeologists keep finding them. Duh!
mike:m aybe i should retire?
qofd: i feel your warmth inside of me thank u
If you are bored don’t do it anymore. I can take over your torch if you want… I’ve always been more awesome anyway. Haha…
Your blog was way better when you were stealing all my ideas.
erica: maybe its time to hangup the blog and handover the reigns to someone more apt at handling the fame and pressure that comes along with this blog like you or…
punky: how much do i have to pay this time for some ideas?!
Do it for the love of the game gregg. Don’t give up on us.
kyle: i do love it but i need some love back or else im just playing with myself
You LOVE playing with yourself!!
erica: the couch is my best friend
The couch is were you pleasure yourself?? Gross dude.
I still like you Gregg!
erica: the couch is my girlfriend
dirty: but your in Ohio so that doesnt count
Create a how well do you know gregg quiz..Or make up some polls on topics that interest you on quibblo..Thats what i do when im to lazy to blog.
http://quibblo.com/create
or maybe you can have a contest…like a post secret contest where people send you their secrets on a postcard and you post them on your site.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/74/207265861_faed639937_o.gif
example
punky: both are good ideas but we both know how lazy my fans are. maybe ill just take a nude photo set to garner some attention
Greg~ a blog is ultimately a self serving enterprise. if it ain’t serving you then drop it. I took a break from blogging for over a year.
focus on the band man~ the band!
Another option is an entirely fictional blog where you write about your friends but change their names and write what you really think.
ben: haha that’d be quite funny if i wrote about my friends but made up fictional names. now i just need to work on making friends since my dogs are considered family
Are you harnessing your blogging chi or something? Its so sad to see your blog stagnate.
I just noticed I still had you on my blogroll. All is not lost.
kyle: it’ll keep going and growing this is just a rebuilding period…
matt: i missed u…
Gregg, I thought about it all weekend. If you want to increase your traffic all you need to do is comment on my site more. I’m getting crazy hits!
And yes…. that was shameless self-promotion. But really. I’m getting shitwing bat traffic!
QofD: i dunno if i can put that much effort into something, im pretty lazy…:)
It’s not you, it’s summer. I still love you. I live in Buffalo for God’s sake. I have to get outside while I can.
Xtina: hmm good thinking….i should totally put my blog on summer vacation!