Aug 3
Summer Vacation
You know you’ve been at this time before….no showers for weeks, the smell of fresh cut grass, visits to the beach, sunburns, STD’s, late night phone calls, drugs, alchohol, skinning dipping, cookouts, family gatherings, vacations & much more.
It’s my summer vacation from my blog and I kind’ve forgot to inform you of it. That’s why I’ve gone from 5 days of blogging to almost one. It hurts a little inside my tummy to know that most of you live and die on every word I write.
I like to think things happen because you make them happen. I’m making my summer vacation happen. You think this is a freaking accident? Nooooooooo! I’m too calculated and precise for that kind of shit!
See you in September when blogging is back in FULL-TIME effect!
gregg
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I feel so bereft. And used.
Have fun with “fresh cut grass” and skinny dipping… I love summer.
QofD: I’m sorry but you should’ve read the signs…they’re all there..its a classic example
Ben: you must love the sunshine and girls in bikinis..oh that everyday in san diego!
So you aren’t going to post again until Sept???????? Damn!! Talk about taking a vacation. What - do you live in Europe?
erica: im gonna post once a week until september dork!
Is this a brilliant attempt to cover up the fact that you feel completely uninspired to write for your blog, and you find a need to refuel your spirit?
Are we to believe you can’t see the forest for the trees and that your problem is that you are bored with said blog, or is this a just a cunning attempt to trick us?
I for one, will probably be fooled.
I mean seriously, who starts their summer vacation when summer is just about over?
kyle: you really know me all to well..you’re keen sense of greggoconnellology is spot on! you’re definitely not as ill equiped as professor honcho has led me to believe!
I’ve been on vacation for months but ive just now informed you!
Erica, don’t believe it. I think Gregg is planning on taking a European vacation. Which means he’ll be gone for six to eight weeks and only be half as productive when he returns.
Alright Gregg, I dug up the link. This is the place we’re staying:
http://www.sandiegosunsetvacationrentals.com/listingview.php?listingID=77
I think there’s a link you can click on to get the map. Do you know where this is? Is it near to you and Erica?
qofd: that looks awesome! i cant wait to see your white creamy ass in a bikini bbqing dogs and burgers!
Gregg, are you trying to say my ass is creamy? And white? Like a dessert topping?
qofd: i bet it tastes sweet like a dessert topping…yum
“You think this is a freaking accident?
Nooooooooo!
I’m too calculated and precise for that kind of shit!”
I would like to see a “how to rap” video please.
LORD PLEASE. Vacation from blogging? BROTHA PULEAZE!