Sep 5

Growing Hair Long, Takes So Long!!!

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I’ve been trying to grow my hair out for what’s been like 3 months now and the motherfuckin shit still hasn’t reached my eyes. When you don’t want your hair to grow it grows faster than Peter North and when you want it to grow it grows slower than my bank account. Where’s the love from the hair Gods?! Maybe I need to go outside and make a sacrafice to the hair Gods, but what kind of sacrafice would they want? An old comb? a bottle of hairspray? Shampoo? Conditioner? A slutty young woman? A pimple faced teen? WHAT!? WHAT?! WHAT!? I KNOW WHAT THEY WANT!!! A Wig! What man or woman doesn’t want a long blonde wig?! I know I’ve wanted one before.

I can’t go on living in this “in between” hair stage. I’m trying to put the rawk in my hair and instead it looks like I’m trying to make Ben Seavers mushroom cut come back into style. Or was that ever in style? Either way I need it to grow about 3 inches longer! I’m such a torchered soul.

gregg

10 Comments so far

  1. Erica AP September 5th, 2007 2:25 pm

    Dickface gerbil

  2. gregg o'connell September 5th, 2007 3:07 pm

    you’re fucking creepy dude

  3. Kyle September 5th, 2007 9:41 pm

    Glad to see your blogging again. I can put your site back in my dailies bookmarks.

  4. Ed September 6th, 2007 12:33 am

    All I can tell you is find out what they want soon. If you don’t you’ll end up like me. No hair on top plenty everywhere else.The Gods are unforgiving.

  5. gregg o'connell September 6th, 2007 5:59 am

    kyle: you took it out of your dailys?!?! WTF?!?!? you’re so mean!!! when you buying my Wii?!

    Ed: do you think they’ll take pubic hair?!

  6. kyle September 6th, 2007 2:26 pm

    It’s an automatic filter from my delicious and the more times visited the higher on the list it goes. Unfortunately, I had not been checking your site so it found its way down the list.

    We’ll talk after I get back from vacation.

  7. Julianne_b September 6th, 2007 3:03 pm

    when i was in junior high I heard that if you cut a lock of hair in the light of a full moon it will grow faster. so thats what i did one night. except i decided why take chances and cut two locks. My hair hasn’t quit grown yet.. it grows faster then anyone in my family. I can go from a ‘Bob’ to ‘tuck my hair into my pants’ long in under two years.

    So give it a try and see what happens.. worked for me.

  8. gregg o'connell September 7th, 2007 4:42 am

    kyle: when are u back from vacation@? i hate being without u it hurts my stomach

    julianne: what if i dont have 2 years? i need to grow it now while my bands music is hot!!!

  9. Julianne_b September 9th, 2007 8:40 am

    three inches is nothing.. i just wanted mine to grow really long.. so it took that long… just do it… the worst thats going ot happen is that you’ll have a small bald spot for awhile

  10. yabathe December 18th, 2007 4:02 pm

    KAHILAK……………………………

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