Sep 6

My Favorite Current Cuss Words and Phrases

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I’ve been working on my cuss words and phrases a lot lately and I’d love to share some of them with you

instead of calling someone a “dickhead” you call them a “Cockface Gremlin”. Pretty cool huh?!

Instead of the regular boring way of saying “Asshole” you say it like my mom who has a very thick Boston accent “Ahhsshole”..go ahead try it out..felt good didn’t it?

Instead of “Fuck” how about saying “Fuckah” haha Emily told me this one yesterday and its quite splendid. Say it with a FOB (Fresh Off the Boat) accent though!

How about this one “Asshat” Does that sound like the meaniest word anyone could ever call you?! haha thanks Trevor!

What are your favorite cuss words/phrases?

gregg

17 Comments so far

  1. Lime :-) September 6th, 2007 7:25 am

    My favorite cuss words/phrases is: “Holy shit…”
    “Keep the change ya filthy animal!”
    (quoted from Home Alone)

    but I hate my friends when they call me: “Micheal Novotny” they use that name like an offensive word…arg… >:-(

  2. gregg o'connell September 6th, 2007 7:29 am

    Lime: do you ever swear in an American accent? sometimes ill swear in an English accent!

    i had to look up who michael novotny is…he is the narrator for the show queer as folk….why do they call you him?

  3. Lime :-) September 6th, 2007 7:39 am

    they just kidding me…

  4. gregg o'connell September 6th, 2007 7:41 am

    lime: want me to send Herbie after them so he can bite their butts?

  5. Erica AP September 6th, 2007 1:54 pm

    Dickface gerbil

  6. kyle September 6th, 2007 2:27 pm

    Cockgobbling cumqueen.

    ’nuff said.

  7. Julianne_b September 6th, 2007 3:05 pm

    instead of saying f*&k I say Frack… works just as good and no teacher can yell at you.. also swearing in different languages works too… Schiza is shit in german and Merde is shit in french.. works for me

  8. gregg o'connell September 7th, 2007 4:40 am

    erica: “dickface gerbil” is a rip off of the classic “cockface gremlin”

    kyle: sounds like a turkey thats just had too much in its mouth

    julianne: instead of saying hamburg you can say “AAAAmberg”

  9. dirty September 7th, 2007 9:04 am

    I like the word cunt.

    I also enjoy your new layout douch bag.

  10. Erica AP September 7th, 2007 10:17 am

    Haha… Aaamburger!!!!

  11. Ben September 7th, 2007 10:47 am

    I always liked “Dicknose” rather than “dickhead”

  12. gregg o'connell September 8th, 2007 11:16 am

    dirty: my favorite is “dirty” cunt!

    erica: you love germany!

    ben: haha we used to call a kid i grew up “dicknose” haha thats awesome

  13. M@ September 8th, 2007 3:41 pm

    Someone once called me a “toolshed.”

  14. Mike Honcho September 9th, 2007 2:27 am

    Cuntface Cockgobbler, Fucking Cunty Whore, A Whale of A Cunt, Fucking assrammer, douche bag fuckface, goatfucker and just plain old CUNT!!!

  15. QofD September 11th, 2007 8:13 am

    Hmmmm…. Cockface Gremlin. Has a very nice ring to it. You shoe-butted attention whore.

  16. Leyna September 17th, 2007 10:00 am

    i like assface or dumb cunt. and fucktard.

  17. gregg o'connell September 18th, 2007 5:11 pm

    M@: haha a toolshed? a “tool” would’ve been sufficent enough!

    Honcho: you so really tough when you use words like “cunt”
    are you sure you don’t like girls?

    QofD: Cockface Gremlin is the new “Fuck You” admit it! It’s a standard!

    Leyna: “assface” is definitely a good comback for calling someone ugly…

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