Sep 12
I Found $2
I went outside to let my dogs go the bathroom and I saw Herbie smell something so I decided to look at what he just smelled. It was none other than 2 wrinkly middle aged dollar bills. It’s kind of cheesy, but I always dream of finding a large wad of cash on the ground. You know like $5,000 or something. Sure, it’s probably drug money, but with that drug money I could pay off some bills, buy a new computer, get some new clothes, pay some people back & even drop a couple dollar bills on the ground! Maybe I’d even give some of you cockface gremlins some of it if you did something to deserve it like make a naked video?!
I remember in my childhood finding $5, $10 & even one time a $20 bill, but nothing thats going to help me retire soon. Where do you think “large wad holders of cash” lose their money? They probably lose in strip clubs and casinos not suburban San Diego neighborhoods at the end of streets where dogs go pooh?!?!?
Well with the newly inherited $2 I’m going to buy my dogs some doggie treats since Mr. Herbie Schnauzerberg found it! Or maybe I should find the rightful owner? Put my flyers and post it notes on cars to see who lost $2!
gregg
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Maybe you should start a “found money” fund and save it…even the pennies you find in parking lots…then one day you may have just enough money to buy yourself another schnauzer and that little dog will find the wad of money that you will retire on…maybe.
sarah aka dirty: i’ll just buy a whole fleet of mini schnauzers that can be trained to find money for me. I’ll never work again. Instead of collecting bottles I’ll collect lost money!
Brilliant!
heck. i’d keep it.. who knows when your going to come across a british 5 pund note again.
julianne: you must love the queen being from canada and all?!
Was I with you when I found a $20 bill flying around in a North Attleborough parking lot? That was pretty cool. We had to chase it around…
I feel indifferent.. i mean what else are we going to stick on our money. more animals?
oh…I found 5€…i win a free ticket 4 The Simpsons Movie (out just tomorrow in Italy)…
but my friend won 500€ tnx to the lottery…
erica: dude who knows who u were with…probably mike t!!!!
julianne: stick honey all over my body and ill let you put money all over me….yummy!
lime: i won $2,000 from the lottery once!!!
I’m not sure of what i’m more afraid of the.. the mental image you just gave me or the fact that is was intrigued by the offer. i’ll have to think on that one
julianne: just send me $25 paypal and ill send u a photo of me with honey all over my body
Still thinking. and dry heaving at the same time… weird
Nice site, especialy the page design. Bravo.
I found just such a jackpot wad like in your dreams or so I thought. The Mrs. and I were walking down the street in BROOKLINE
after seeing a movie at the Coolidge Corner movie house. There on the street by the laundry mat I saw it, a huge wad of bills. I picked it up and unrolled it…….17 1 dollar bills and 1 five dollar bill. What a bummer…..
Jiffy: haha that is a bummer..$22 must’ve never felt so disappointing?! At least you could’ve bought you and I some tasty meatballs though!
Unfortunately with today’s technology there’s not as much cash around to lose as their used to be. You may need to resort to seducing very old ladies and checking under their mattresses if you’re looking for retirement cash.
XtiNA: SO I SHOULD GET A 70 YEAR OLD GF?
You may even need to go up into the 80s to find someone that would still stuff a mattress with money instead of putting it in the bank. Gross, but potentially lucritive.