Sep 23

I Have an iPod Touch

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I recently purchased an iPod Touch via selling my Nintendo Wii. I’m a sucker for anything new and exciting in technology especially if Apple makes it. If you don’t know what an iPod Touch is you’re a freaking lame ass, non-tech news watching, cockface gremlin!

It’s basically (thanks Bill Herzog for that word) an iPhone without the phone. You don’t know what an iPhone is? God you’re fucking useless on earth and should just go live in the woods and trap helpless raccoons and rodents and live off berries an bark! Everything you do on the iPod Touch is by touching the screen (except hitting the Home key). You type on the screen, you slide on the screen, etc. I really fucking love it and makes me feel like I have a reason to live again. I don’t think Apple thought they were saving peoples lives when they created the iPod Touch. I totally had my suicide letter written, along with my will on paper, but once I saw the iPod Touch I burned both of those pieces of paper in my Marble in cased fireplace.

I can surf the internet, watch Youtube videos, do my math homework (calculator), watch movies and TV shows, look at photos, listen to music, buy music wirelessly & a couple of other things. It’s the most fun wireless device since my mom got me a dildo iPod video 2 Christmases ago.

I made a video for you enjoyment and envy. you’re welcome!

gregg

13 Comments so far

  1. Lime :-) September 24th, 2007 4:36 am

    Oh my god my graphics on an Ipod touch…anyway i’ll be w8 till xmas when iphone will be released in Europe…u..american are so lucky…:-(
    i’ll get an iphone b/c my nokia 6680 sucks…

  2. gregg o'connell September 24th, 2007 5:52 am

    Lime: I would’ve gotten an iPhone too but I’m still in the middle of my cell contract, the iPhone cell internet is too slow, 8GB is too small and no GPS.

  3. Erica AP September 24th, 2007 9:30 am

    Very cool dude. I love the zoom!!

  4. gregg o'connell September 24th, 2007 9:33 am

    erica: you also love younger men so i dunno if i can take your opinion as vaild…coooooooool dude!

  5. Bill September 24th, 2007 8:07 pm

    There’s another device that lets you “surf the internet, watch Youtube videos, do my math homework (calculator), watch movies and TV shows, look at photos, listen to music, buy music wirelessly & a couple of other things.”. It’s called a computer and you already have one! Since you like to leave your house as little as possible, I can’t think of many situations in which it would be advantageous to have an ipod touch. Unless you prefer watching shows on a 3 inch screen rather than a full computer screen…

  6. gregg o'connell September 24th, 2007 8:24 pm

    Bill: you’re so fuckin jealous! go watch pirated tv shows on your fat ass tube monitor!

  7. Julianne_b September 25th, 2007 12:21 pm

    you sold your Wii to buy that… k.. to each his own

  8. WAT September 26th, 2007 12:29 am

    Hmmm…quite a few glitches in yer demonstration Greggy! You’re entertaining as always though silly wanker.

  9. gregg o'connell September 26th, 2007 4:33 am

    julianne: i also have a ps3 and xbox 360

    WAT: i’m human you do know that right?

  10. kyle September 26th, 2007 12:56 pm

    That thing looks righteous.

  11. Katy November 12th, 2007 2:23 pm

    You sold your Wii (but kept the ps3 and the xbox 360)?!

    as Julianne_b said “to each his own”

  12. gregg o'connell November 12th, 2007 2:36 pm

    katy: i only own a 360 now :)

  13. Haha February 27th, 2008 9:22 pm

    Gregg O’Connell
    San Diego, CA
    greggoconnell@gmail.com

    You complete wanker. what a BUMMER that you have created so many Enemies HA HA. I would change my name,address, email if I was you you loser!!!!

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