I’m finally moved out of my old place and into my new apartment. When I first knew I was moving out it seemed like I had so much time to go before I was out. Then out of nowhere I had to leave my home of 3 years and go to a new unknown paradise. OK enough of the sappy shit and onto the good gooey shit!

My new place is kind of cool, and kind of strict! Lets start off with the bad stuff and end on a high note. This place has more rules than an elementary school. You can’t put certain things on your deck like we pt up this bamboo wall and the next day we had a letter on our door informing us we need to take it down. These are the kind of rules where you want to just keep fucking with them to make their life a living hell. Fuck authority! haha I’m crazy!!! There’s not really any extra parking. We get 2 parking spots but we have 3 cars. Street parking sucks more than a 16 year old girl!

The good? There isn’t any..ha ha OK I kid I kid! The best thing….I have a freaking heat lamp on the ceiling of my bathroom to keep my little white body warm when I get out of the shower or when my bum gets all wet from pooping in the toilet. I have air conditioning, washer and dryer, dish washer & a much bigger place!

Whens the party? Soon! Do you want to come?

gregg

P.S. I’m tired thats why this was short and never very sweet.
sleepy gregg

I grew up and lived in Massachusetts for 24 years of my life and never have I seen such destruction to property than I have with these fires going on here in San Diego. I am fine, my house is fine and so are all my friends. The fires are about 15-20 miles from my house and 10 miles from where I work. I can smell smoke and see smoke in the air around my house. Where I work the air is so thick with smoke that is hard to breathe. I had a headache, dry eyes and throat and couldn’t breathe very well all day yesterday. In the building it smelled like old cigarettes. You know when someones been smoking in a room and leaves their cigarette butts in there then closes the door? Well imagine that smell all day in an entire building…YUM!

You can track the fire here

Yes, I’m alive!
Yes, I’m ok except for the occasional headache, dry nose and throat..
Yes you can send me donations if you are worried about me to my paypal address LazyGregg@yahoo.com

love
gregg

Watch these 5 TV shows this fall like I do and you’ll be 5 steps closer to bringing your inner Gregg O’Connell out.

1. The Office: easily the funniest TV show on period. Fuck Yeah I spelt period and then dotted with period cause that’s how freaking serious I am about this show being the funniest.period.!

2. Kimora Lee Simmons - Life in the Fab Lane: The one and only reason to watch this show is because she’s a sexy, ruthless, it’s my way or the highway kind of girl! She’s taller than giraffe and sexier than a sheep!

3. Dexter: This dude is amazing! He’s a serial killer who kills serial killers. He’s funny and it’s all blood and guts! I love seeing blood especially on TV because it brings me closer to feeling more comfortable to go see the doctor and get blood drawn.

4. Tell Me You Love Me: Young people sex, middle aged people sex, wicked old gray pubic hair people sex & oh ya relationship problems This show is very engaging even if you haven’t ever had a relationship problem with anyone in your life like me. The best part of the show is the young woman who wants to have a kid but can’t….She’s as sexy if not more than Kimora Lee Simmons! Whoa!

5. Californiacation: I wasn’t a huge David Duchovny until I began watching this show. All he does is have sex with girls, act like a complete rebel & waste his artist ability away. Sounds like me!

My band The Predicates have a new album “Wicked Smart” for sale at only $6.99 on MP3 and $9.99 on CD!!!

Click here to buy and preview the album!

I’m looking to get a game of quidditch going this weekend…anyone interested???

I just got a Nimbus 2000 and I’m dying to let it out and breathe!

gregg

In 2004 I moved from Blackstone, MA to San Diego, CA - Point Loma to be exact. I’ve lived in the same place for the entire almost 3 years that I’ve been here. Come October 27 I will be moving out of this faithful humble home and into a luxurious 2 bed/2 bathroom A/C, Washer/Dryer, Dishwasher apartment in the plasticville world of Mission Valley. Mission Valley is still in San Diego so don’t worry I’m not leaving San Diego yet!

I decided to move because Emily had been wanting to move for some time now and also because my friends Cathy and Zdenek just moved out to California and wanted some roommates. Who are better roommates than me and Emily. In a way I’m kind of sad to leave Point Loma and this little apartment I currently reside in. I’ve had lots of good times here like when I brought Yoshi home for the first time, I had sex for the first time here & I wrote a lot of really awesome songs. Moving out of a place is kind of like breaking up with a girl. It’s sad but kind of exciting. You’re going to miss it. but you’re also excited about seeing some new stuff. If you know what I mean…do you?

If you need/want my new address email me and if not than keep on dreaming about my pretty backside.

gregg