Oct 17

5 Fall TV Shows I Watch

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Watch these 5 TV shows this fall like I do and you’ll be 5 steps closer to bringing your inner Gregg O’Connell out.

1. The Office: easily the funniest TV show on period. Fuck Yeah I spelt period and then dotted with period cause that’s how freaking serious I am about this show being the funniest.period.!

2. Kimora Lee Simmons - Life in the Fab Lane: The one and only reason to watch this show is because she’s a sexy, ruthless, it’s my way or the highway kind of girl! She’s taller than giraffe and sexier than a sheep!

3. Dexter: This dude is amazing! He’s a serial killer who kills serial killers. He’s funny and it’s all blood and guts! I love seeing blood especially on TV because it brings me closer to feeling more comfortable to go see the doctor and get blood drawn.

4. Tell Me You Love Me: Young people sex, middle aged people sex, wicked old gray pubic hair people sex & oh ya relationship problems This show is very engaging even if you haven’t ever had a relationship problem with anyone in your life like me. The best part of the show is the young woman who wants to have a kid but can’t….She’s as sexy if not more than Kimora Lee Simmons! Whoa!

5. Californiacation: I wasn’t a huge David Duchovny until I began watching this show. All he does is have sex with girls, act like a complete rebel & waste his artist ability away. Sounds like me!

12 Comments so far

  1. Erica AP October 18th, 2007 10:50 am

    You need to get rid of cable, save some money and watch the Spanish channels, like me!!!

  2. Julianne_b October 18th, 2007 4:15 pm

    1.) the office.. I hate it
    2.) Kimora Lee.. Don’t get it in Canada
    3.) Dexter.. I LOVE IT… you turned me on to it and I love him..i want to marry him and keep his secret.. he is sexier then hell too.
    4.) Tell me you love me.. never heard of it.
    5.) Californiacation.. I keep missing it.. but i’m a huge Duchovny fan so i’m pretty sure i’ll like it..

    What else ya got…

    Also try Deadlyist Catch on the Discovery Channel.. i love that show too.. I want to fish with Sig and screw Blake in the wheel house of the Maverick. watch it and you’ll get it.

  3. gregg o'connell October 18th, 2007 5:50 pm

    erica: is there even life after cable?! scary!!!

    julianne: haha …i’d love to watch you screw maverick in the wheel house now that sounds like good television!

  4. Julianne_b October 18th, 2007 8:15 pm

    No dipshit….

    I want to screw BLAKE in the wheel house of the Maverick.. Blake is the captain and the maverick is the boat

  5. gregg o'connell October 19th, 2007 4:38 am

    julianne: thats what i am talking about!
    how funny would that be to see u screw a boat!

  6. Julianne_b October 19th, 2007 7:47 am

    ah… ick… i think that the right one.. ewww.. doesn’t seam apropraite…

  7. gregg o'connell October 19th, 2007 7:50 am

    julianne: boat sex is hot

  8. Julianne_b October 19th, 2007 9:47 am

    only in your wildest wet dreams maybe.

  9. Julianne_b October 22nd, 2007 10:13 pm

    WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!!!!!!

    I just watched the news and it looks like San Diego is on fire.. did you get evacuated… Are you, Emily and the fuzz balls safe.. please post and let me know…

    kinda freakin out over here…

    post damnit

  10. WAT October 23rd, 2007 1:49 am

    No SUPERNATURAL? That show is so freakin’ fantastic this season, I can’t get enough!

    Oh shit! These fires really suck!

  11. gregg o'connell October 23rd, 2007 6:36 am

    yeeeeees i am ok :)

  12. Julianne_b October 23rd, 2007 8:10 am

    good

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