There’s really only one thing I want. An Apple Giftcard. Sure I asked for the same thing last year but when it came time to using them instead of trying and getting a Macbook I ended up buying an iPod Touch. This time without any shadows or doubts I AM I AM I AM getting an Apple Macbook.

If you’re getting me an Christmas present which if you are reading this then you most likely are then you can get me an Apple Giftcard of any denomination. Like those infomercials for starving kids say “Every little bit helps”.

Apple Giftcard

If you need my address greggoconnell at gmail dot comjust email a brotha!

Merry Christmas,
Gregg

Eating fresh out of the oven white turkey meat with gravy all over it. The gravy that is made with the giblets is freaking nasty! Giblets are nasty! EWWW OHHH EWWWW!

Homemade mashed potatoes with butter and gravy drenched all over them. Mmmmm I really need a chef once I become famous so that I can have homemade food all year round instead of going to Mimi’s for it!

Canned Jellied Cranberry Sauce. This is one of the most underrated side dishes on the table for Thanksgiving. It’s one of my personal favorites. I could eat a whole can of cranberry with turkey and stuffing all day.

Now onto my favorite favorite side dish of all-time. I could literally eat this everyday with anything: Stuffing! Stuffing is so delicious it makes my mouth water just thinking about it. Stuffing is good in sandwiches, as a side dish or just as a main course!

Happy Fuckin’ Thanksgiving, You Turkey Necks!

Gregg

Our CD Release party is Friday November 16 and our new CD is only $5 due to the special occasion! Come support us and buy our new CD “Wicked Smart”

Make sure to buy our album on iTunes
or on CD at CDBaby.com

Creamy Butter Beer

Cape Cod Pizza from Brockton, MA

$5,000 cash in my bank account so I can feel safe from the skeletons in my closet…

Breakfast Burrito…yum!

To be a Rawkstar instead of a processor.

To be a golden God.

To be able to fly over rooftops with my friends like Peter Pan

To be a pillar of the community

To be in bed right now sleeping with my puppies.