Nov 20
Happy Thanksgiving! My Favorite Things To Eat

Eating fresh out of the oven white turkey meat with gravy all over it. The gravy that is made with the giblets is freaking nasty! Giblets are nasty! EWWW OHHH EWWWW!
Homemade mashed potatoes with butter and gravy drenched all over them. Mmmmm I really need a chef once I become famous so that I can have homemade food all year round instead of going to Mimi’s for it!
Canned Jellied Cranberry Sauce. This is one of the most underrated side dishes on the table for Thanksgiving. It’s one of my personal favorites. I could eat a whole can of cranberry with turkey and stuffing all day.
Now onto my favorite favorite side dish of all-time. I could literally eat this everyday with anything: Stuffing! Stuffing is so delicious it makes my mouth water just thinking about it. Stuffing is good in sandwiches, as a side dish or just as a main course!
Happy Fuckin’ Thanksgiving, You Turkey Necks!
Gregg
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I always knew you liked meat.
erica: hey fuck face! i write a serious blog and you come with some sexual reference like “i always knew you liked meat”…cant you ever be serious GOD!AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
and happy thanksgiving to you too gregg.. and I also love stuffing. the best part is when you take turkey, stuffing, gravy, mashed potatoes, and a little bit of veggie, pour gravy on top of it all and mix it in a bowl till it becomes like one big thing. nuke it for a minute and then add a tablespoon of cranberry jelly, salt and pepper. that is the best after thanksgiving snack ever.
julianne: i think you are onto a new phenemonal after school snack that is not on nutricious but also fattening and delicious!!!
Turkey genocide.
wat: ARE YOU JUST JEALOUS I didn’t invite you to Turkey Day with me?!