Where have I been? Fucking A where’ve you been!??! A lot has transpired since the last time I blogged. Lets start off with the biggest and best thing to have happened to me. I am now the proud owner of an Apple Macbook. How did I get it? Well I got some Apple Giftcards which helped and the “handshaking” didn’t hurt either. I feel so trendy and cool now with my Macbook. I feel like I need to get a Prius and start using and consuming all natural organic products. You know what I just found out about microwave popcorn? Well I’ll tell you! The butter that is used in the microwave popcorn causes lung cancer. Workers and consumers that have been around it or consumed it for many years have developed lung cancer from it! Crazy huh?! This little story goes hand and hand with my wanting to consume and use all natural products! Next time you buy microwave popcorn make sure its some all natural hippy name brand!

For Christmas I went up to the Bay Area and celebrated Christmas with my girlfriend and her family. We visited a few towns up there and my favorite this time had to be Los Gatos, CA. The trees, the shops, the people. I absolutely love it up there. Plus I saw like 30,000 Toyota Prius’. Everyone up there is so youthful and full of organic products.

Enjoy the bad sweater photos

do you really want to fuck with this thug?

For the last couple of weeks an impostor “Gregg O’Connell” or as they call themselves “greg oconnell” has been infiltrating my blog with lame ass comments and non witty remarks. Here’s a sample of some of the said comments

“Hell yeah! Pass me that keystone baby… and some of that buddha too! (wink wink) If you catch my drift. You know buddha was a man of HiGh MoRaLs!!~!~!! :p

-the REAL Greg O’Connell”

“hell yeah! in the name of boobs, sure! Ive been reading your blog, and its hilarious! ESPECIALLY your replies to those commenters!”

It seems the “plastic gregg o’connell” likes to say “hell yeah” which are two words I wouldn’t be caught dead saying unless of course I WERE THE FAKE GREG OCONNELL!!!

Here’s some facts we know about the fake “greg oconnell”

their internet service provider is “Charter Communications” and they live in or nearby Athens, GA. Their IP address gives me this information. I live in San Diego, CA and my internet service provider is Time Warner aka Road Runner.

I’d love to call up Robert Stack (if he weren’t dead) from Unsolved Mysterious or even John Walsh from America’s Most Wanted to solve the mystery of the fake greg oconnell. Since both of those men won’t answer my phone calls for obvious reasons I will therefore beg for you my audience to help me out or even the fake greg oconnell. If he or she will give us a clue or two of who they are really are. Also why do you feel the need to be me besides the fact of how awesomely unordinary I am.

THE REAL MUTHAFUCKIN’ GREGG O’CONNELL!

I just got an email from the man they call “Cram”. Well he asked a favor of me and I feel like helping him out a little especially since its for boobies and who doesn’t love big fake boobs?! Read his email below and please vote.

The website is www.btls.com The contest is The 12 Boobs of Christmas. basically you have to click on the 12 Boobs and then vote for Stephanie. The exact link for her is http://www.btls.com/12boobs/ranking.php?pid=128. Vote her a 10 and then vote the next person a 1. Press the back arrow and repeat over and over and over. The more 10 votes she gets the better her score will improve. I know you had this done before for blogger idol.

I had this weird dream last night about Yoshi. If you forget who Yoshi is, he is my 1 year old Mini-Schnauzer dog. In the dream I was in some house that wasn’t mine in real life but was in the dream. Anyways, Emily (my gf) & I were washing dishes in the sink (haha this is definitely a dream cause I NEVER do the wishes) and looking out the window when something caught our attention. What do we see but my little schnauzer man Yoshi on top of the neighbors roof walking around it. Now I realize that dogs can’t climb on top of houses, but Yoshi can in my dreams. I was scared for his little life. I was freaking out that he would fall off the roof and die. I ended running outside after a couple of times of seeing him on the roof then jumping down somewhere that I couldn’t see. I saw him on the roof once last time and ran outside so that he could jump in my arms. He jumps down alright but lands right next to me safe and sound. I was so worried. I thought he was a goner for sure! Thank goodness dreams aren’t real and that dogs can’t climb things.

Damn you Mr.Sandman for frightening me so much!

Gregg