Dec 12
Will The Real “Gregg O’Connell” Please Stand Up
For the last couple of weeks an impostor “Gregg O’Connell” or as they call themselves “greg oconnell” has been infiltrating my blog with lame ass comments and non witty remarks. Here’s a sample of some of the said comments
“Hell yeah! Pass me that keystone baby… and some of that buddha too! (wink wink) If you catch my drift. You know buddha was a man of HiGh MoRaLs!!~!~!! :p
-the REAL Greg O’Connell”
“hell yeah! in the name of boobs, sure! Ive been reading your blog, and its hilarious! ESPECIALLY your replies to those commenters!”
It seems the “plastic gregg o’connell” likes to say “hell yeah” which are two words I wouldn’t be caught dead saying unless of course I WERE THE FAKE GREG OCONNELL!!!
Here’s some facts we know about the fake “greg oconnell”
their internet service provider is “Charter Communications” and they live in or nearby Athens, GA. Their IP address gives me this information. I live in San Diego, CA and my internet service provider is Time Warner aka Road Runner.
I’d love to call up Robert Stack (if he weren’t dead) from Unsolved Mysterious or even John Walsh from America’s Most Wanted to solve the mystery of the fake greg oconnell. Since both of those men won’t answer my phone calls for obvious reasons I will therefore beg for you my audience to help me out or even the fake greg oconnell. If he or she will give us a clue or two of who they are really are. Also why do you feel the need to be me besides the fact of how awesomely unordinary I am.
THE REAL MUTHAFUCKIN’ GREGG O’CONNELL!
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clue #1: look at the first letter of all the words of my past two comments and rearrange them. (georgia?!!! HA)
clue #2: the predicates have been stealing my songs for too long.
and if that doesn’t give it away just take a look inside yourself, faker. I DESERVE YOUR FAME
-The real greg oconnell
fake greg: you must be a female b/c if u were a male you’d be funny
hmmm are we facebook friends?
guys this is giving me a headache… cut it out…
real Gregg: awesome joke about women not being funny.. so funny in fact that i completely forgot to laugh. i mean it just really slipped my mind it was that funny. (if i can’t be funny then i’ll be sarcastic)
julianne: i’m sure its just your headache thats making this all so confusing…as for women not being very funny i think women are funny…just not as much as their male counterparts
OH. OH… forgot to laugh again.
Your cousin lives in GA, right? And all girls are way funnier than you because you are pussy!!
Dear God, Julianne you are so very incredibly fat. Please don’t eat me. And Gregg you have the worst sense of humor EVER. Your videos are so boring and pathetic. “How to Wink”?!? “How to Blink?”!?!! Can you believe I was so entranced that someone of your idiot caliber acually exists that I even sat and watched your ENTIRE Harry Potter jelly beans debacle?!?! I am closer to death because of you Gregg. Please delete your blog for the sake of the human race.
-Captain Badass, Unfunny in San Diego, and Fat in Alberta.
Listen captain badass, i dont know if youre talking to the real or fake greg oconnell, but if its the fake greg oconnell than i am on your side.
ASIDE>
fake greg: misogeny is nothing to smile about.
Hint #3: your eyes met mine since february,
and im ready for this charade to be over. First, just say my name say my name say my name…
erica: my cousin doesnt live in Georgia….i only know 2 people from georgia one is named Nate and the other one is a girl with the last name Brown
captain badass: of course not all my videos are funny or supposed to be funny…that also like saying that every song Rod Stewart wrote was fucking amazing…theres always going to be some duds….duh!!!
and also please leave my loving friend julianne out of this..you cockface gremlin!!!
Fke Greg: hmm our eyes met in february?!?! i dont remember you so it mustve not been very memorable…
God, I hate you. Why aren’t all of your posts tagged “Gay”?
Captain Anonymouse: porbably b/c I fucked your mom that one time
hey there captain smalldick: wow.. how insightful… i’m fat.. you just said something EVERYBODY already knew. anymore pearls of wisedom or is your brain so small that you can do only one thing at a time… breathing AND thinking at the same time must be a real challange for you.
use the intuition inside your heart…
stop playing games, you know who i am.
I’ve been reading your blog for a while and really like it, I discovered it one day when I was searching for my friend Jason O’Conells myspace. Anyway, I wish the fake Greg would stop harasn you, and captain badass you are just hurtful with your remarks about that girls weight, she could have some sort of problem where she cant control her god dern weight. U are just hurtful and full of hate. You are more like captain LOSER!
I have a crush only on the REAL GREG O’CONNELL.
So there.
fake greg: Jewel?
Jermey: thx for visiting!!! would you like to be my personal virtual bodyguard???
WAT: you deserve aa wet kiss on the…
To all, please stop impersonating me. It isn’t funny. My band the Predicates are starting to have a very good year and you will ruin it for me if this continues. Just because I like a juicy cock near my lips once and a while, doesn’t mean that i’m gay. Please take your fake self to another site and bother someone else.
Gregg
fake gregg: now you are using my real name?!?!? whoa!!!
i like the fake greg with one g way better than the fake one with 2 g’s!
This gave me a headache.
Can I pluck your eyebrows?
sarah: my eyebrows are just fine dick4
I thought I saw a catapillar…
Does it tickle?