Have you ever noticed that whenever you are walking around and you smell a strong scent of perfume it’s always a plus sized women? I’m not talking about the kind of perfume where you are like “Mmmm yum that smells pleasant!” I’m talking about the kind of perfume that not only engulfs your nose but goes down you’re fucking throat! It begins choking you to death with its Nuclear strong eroma.

I can’t figure out a reason why plus sized women wear such strong smelling perfume but for goodness sakes, please stop! I get headaches, my throat hurts and my nose burns from it. OK, so it doesn’t smell like sweaty armpits or fungi feet, but I’m almost prefer those local scents. If you’re looking for a way to piss me off, douse yourself with extreme perfume.

The question goes out to my plus sized women or maybe a man who has dated a plus sized woman: Why do you/they wear such intensely smelling perfume?

Men and non-heavy wearing perfume women lets unite and put an end to this societal problem with your help WE can make a difference!

gregg

It’s really a simple question and sometimes people have some really great names. My iPod’s current name is “Greggpod”. Pretty creative eh? In the past I’ve used such names as “Mr. Bubbas” & “Gregg O’Connell’s iPod”

Sooooo what’s your iPod’s name? Share some love.

Gregg

I was born on March 6, 1980.