Mar 19
Plus Sized Women and Perfume: Whats The Deal?
Have you ever noticed that whenever you are walking around and you smell a strong scent of perfume it’s always a plus sized women? I’m not talking about the kind of perfume where you are like “Mmmm yum that smells pleasant!” I’m talking about the kind of perfume that not only engulfs your nose but goes down you’re fucking throat! It begins choking you to death with its Nuclear strong eroma.
I can’t figure out a reason why plus sized women wear such strong smelling perfume but for goodness sakes, please stop! I get headaches, my throat hurts and my nose burns from it. OK, so it doesn’t smell like sweaty armpits or fungi feet, but I’m almost prefer those local scents. If you’re looking for a way to piss me off, douse yourself with extreme perfume.
The question goes out to my plus sized women or maybe a man who has dated a plus sized woman: Why do you/they wear such intensely smelling perfume?
Men and non-heavy wearing perfume women lets unite and put an end to this societal problem with your help WE can make a difference!
gregg
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Look at you blogging a lot… But you seem to be making some serious stereotyping. I’ve been around non-plus size women who smell just as bad. Those are the ones you gotta watch out for!! Haha…
It seems to me, it would have something to do with covering a certain amount of surface area that on a average size would not be so encumbering.
erica: im trying to be a blogger again its just so damn hard keeping up with being a young male blogger though…
non plus sized women smell like fresh fruit!! trust me!
kyle: so its surface area that creates this problem…hmm good to know
As an extrememly plus sized women i can’t say that i don’t have that issue… i don’t wear perfume.. and i can’t say as to why other plus sized women do it.. there is however a rule in the plus sized women hand book that sayes that we can’t do things that draw negitive attention to ourselves… for example: wear bright colored moomoos, and bright flowers on our two peice bathing suits… or wear a two peice bathing suit for that matter… i feel for you sweetie and i’ll send you a cloths pin to put on your nose.
julianne: haha that’d be super funny if i walked around work with a clothes pin on my nose so i didnt have to smell all the horribly strong perfume!!
Equally as bad are the men who bathe themselves in cheap drugstore cologne. It makes me want to toss my cookies.
wormbrain: i wear Happy by Clinique…what about you?
i smell like a fresh orange
I rock 1903. I only use a single drop for each application. One bottle lasts me years.
http://jpeterman.com/product~cat~130~sku~MAC%201400.asp
Occasionally, I wear the Bath and Body Works Woodland spray. Only because my wife requires it.
wormbrain: are you asking me if you can purchase me this fresh smelling cologne? Because if you are….YOU CAN!