Where have I been? Fucking A where’ve you been!??! A lot has transpired since the last time I blogged. Lets start off with the biggest and best thing to have happened to me. I am now the proud owner of an Apple Macbook. How did I get it? Well I got some Apple Giftcards which helped and the “handshaking” didn’t hurt either. I feel so trendy and cool now with my Macbook. I feel like I need to get a Prius and start using and consuming all natural organic products. You know what I just found out about microwave popcorn? Well I’ll tell you! The butter that is used in the microwave popcorn causes lung cancer. Workers and consumers that have been around it or consumed it for many years have developed lung cancer from it! Crazy huh?! This little story goes hand and hand with my wanting to consume and use all natural products! Next time you buy microwave popcorn make sure its some all natural hippy name brand!

For Christmas I went up to the Bay Area and celebrated Christmas with my girlfriend and her family. We visited a few towns up there and my favorite this time had to be Los Gatos, CA. The trees, the shops, the people. I absolutely love it up there. Plus I saw like 30,000 Toyota Prius’. Everyone up there is so youthful and full of organic products.

Enjoy the bad sweater photos

There’s really only one thing I want. An Apple Giftcard. Sure I asked for the same thing last year but when it came time to using them instead of trying and getting a Macbook I ended up buying an iPod Touch. This time without any shadows or doubts I AM I AM I AM getting an Apple Macbook.

If you’re getting me an Christmas present which if you are reading this then you most likely are then you can get me an Apple Giftcard of any denomination. Like those infomercials for starving kids say “Every little bit helps”.

Apple Giftcard

If you need my address greggoconnell at gmail dot comjust email a brotha!

Merry Christmas,
Gregg

Erica’s birthday isn’t until June 12, but that didn’t stop us from celebrating her and I quote “Most fun birthday party ever”. We took her to Harney Sushi which is in an area of San Diego called “Old Town”. This is where a lot of Mexican restaurants are so don’t ask me why a Japanese restaurant would want to be there. After dinner most of us went to see The Raveonettes concert at the Casbah.

The dinner was a blast and so was the concert! Checkout the photos and videos as proof! Look especially at the cake photos, it was a “special cake”. Click here for slideshow

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I must have at least 5 internet friends and guess how many birthday voicemails I received? 5? No! 4? No! 2? No! I received 3 birthday voicemails and they were all from girls! Where’s my male on male action love? Lime? Mike Honcho? Bob Jones? Travis? It was a Vagaterian voicemail convention with no sausage allowed!

I did get 3 voicemails from Julianne B, Dirty & Boob Lady. The best of the 3 was definitely from Julianne. She sang and made me feel like I had something to live for. That turning 27 wasn’t a death sentence, but more of life sentence!

Dirty’s voice for me doesn’t really match the way she looks and I’m wondering if it was really even her?!??! The voicemail makes her sound like that lady Fran Dresher or however you spell it from that TV show The Nanny. Dirty I love you no matter how you sound!

Boob Lady had the sexiest voice, it cross between Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Young, but mature and kinda phone sexy hot! She should seriously think about doing steamy hot phone conversations for the greggoconnell.com phone network!

Click below to listen to the birthdays voicemails

Thanks for Everyone that called. I was also hoping for some birthday voicemail love from Punky, Q of D, RSM, Xtina, WormBrain, Dave Tuetken & maybe even someone famous. If you want to leave me a belated birthday voicemail, the # is (619) 377-0593.

Good Day,
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Turning 27 is kind of scary, my favorite musician of all time died at 27 years old - Kurt Cobain. When he died in 1994 I was only 14 years old and 27 seemed so far away, old and mature. I’m 27 now and I still feel like I act 14 years old. I still like all the same things that I did back then; video games, music, playing music, girls, animals. The big difference of me then and now is I used to play basketball on my Junior High team. The only exercise I do now is walk-run my dogs.

I’m now in my late 20’s and a hell of a lot closer to 30 than 20. It’s kind of scary how fast life goes and how all the people in your life constantly change. I don’t talk to one person on a consistent basis from my childhood. OK, so I didn’t have any friends when I was a kid and my imaginary friends hate my guts now because I’m a successful blogger, but why should they discriminate against me? I created them damn it! I feel like I have a group of core friends (2 or 3 people) that I always communicate with, but then I have this other group that is always revolving. I’m such a bad friend ha ha.

If I compare the way I looked at 21 years old and now at 27 years old, I’ve lost that baby face and gained about 20 pounds. It’s not that hard to watch yourself age because it happens so gradually that you barely see it happen, unless you’re like me and love having photos of yourself, especially in compromising poses. If I think of how I’ll look 6 years from now at 33 I figure I’ll have some more wrinkles on my face, be bald, 20 lbs heavier than I am now and with a lot more responsibility. Kids? Marriage?

If you guys would like to wish me an audio happy birthday, please feel free to call my hotline at 619-377-0593 or you can send me an Apple Gift card by clicking here.

Birthday Party Photos

The Birthday Boy,
Gregg

I know how near and dear I am to everyones heart. My 27th birthday is coming up on March 6. If you’d like to contribute to the greggoconnell.com birthday fund to help him get an apple computer you can go here
and order an Apple Gift Card (if you don’t already know my address email me at greggoconnell@gmail.com) and support the dream of Gregg O’Connell to finally get his dream Macbook computer.

With your support we can make greggoconnell.com the best blogger in San Diego! Thanks for making a birthday boys wishes come true!

God Bless You! (whoever just sneezed)

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Aren’t holidays wonderful? Yes they make you spend money, but they also create things to look forward to. Imagine a life without holidays…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you’d be a Jehovah Witness!!! Those people are crazzzzzzzy. I used to work with this one guy who was Jehovah Witness and he’d get all upset if we celebrated someone’s birthday in the department. People with different beliefs like Jehovah Witness really need to either deal with it or just not work where they work. I never put my beliefs onto someone else or make them feel guilty about it, so neither should they!

Valentine$ Day is one of those holidays it seems that only the girls get stuff. They get pretty flowers, tasty chocolates, soft bears, iPods, Harajuku Watches, dinner, sex & thoughtful cards. The guys on the other hand get to pay for all those gifts, dinners & sex. I can’t think of any guys that I know getting anything for Valentine$ Day from their significant other. I must admit I don’t want a teddy bear, chocolates, Harajuku watch or flowers. I would love free sex and dinner though, but that’s tough to come by unless you’re like me and are always broke and your girlfriend takes you out dinner almost everytime.

Valentine$ Day should be renamed to be Vagina Day because we all know that it’s a woman’s holiday. Sure, it’s bit graphic and kind of grotesque , but it really doesn’t hide the fact of who’s benefiting from the holiday like “Valentines Day” does. Since we’re officially giving woman Valentines Day, then we need to give men a holiday of their own. We could name the holiday “Nagfree Day”. It would be the holiday where guys get to do whatever they want and the women can’t nag us at all or complain. The guys would get presents from their significant other like Tonka Trucks, iPods, Macbooks, Converse, clothes, sex, dinner & thoughtful cards.

Ladies Happy Valentine$ Day, I mean “Vagina Day”.

Love,
Gregg